Need some books here, folks

by Farkel 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • Clam
    Clam

    Farkel if you collect the vouchers from 1,914 editions of the Watchtower or the Awake - you get this at the special price of $25.

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    ........or is it one of your books?

    . . . .

  • Undecided
    Undecided

    What's wrong, you got tired of playing the piano? I have a copy of the aid book but like the color blue in my book shelf. If you really want it I will save for a couple of months so I can afford to pay the postage.

    Ken P.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Yeah, Gary.

    I already have all of that stuff on CD ROM. It's inconvenient for what I would like to do.

    Cheers,

    Farkel

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    jgnat,

    You are naughty! I would never do that! You also hijacked this thread with your own off-topic agenda. Sigh.

    Farkel

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Scully, old friend,

    You know me well enough to know that I won't disclose a project until it is actually delivered.

    Hope you and yours are well and enjoying spring. Your blood should unfreeze by about August, according to my calculations!

    Farkel

  • Good Girl or Bad Girl?
    Good Girl or Bad Girl?

    *sigh* This thread makes me wish I knew Farkel.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Ken!

    Good to cya! If I cannot easily get the AID book elsewhere, I suggest you paint it orange. Then you will probably hate it because it is no longer blue and then I can get it from you. I am more than happy to pay for what I need, and I have had several other offers, so hold on to it. It's value hasl only go down for dubs as the Watchtower shifting doctrines have made it a bane for dubs, but it is a treasure for opposers!

    Strange thing about those older WT books, eh? They had a hard time giving that shit away to non-dubs when it was "new" and "fresh", and now when it is "outdated" and often "apostate", dubs who once embraced that shit want nothing to do with it, and researchers and opposers will pay a lot of money for it!

    Moral? Write shit, sell it to deluded fools and laugh that you conned them. Decades later, cry your hearts out when that shit sells for more money than you ever made selling it in the first place, and you never got a penny of of THAT money!

    best wishes to you, Ken,

    You know how to reach me.

    Farkel

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Farkel - You tempt me to steal from my mother. Oh well, she stole 13 years of Christmas, birthdays, and pretty much my entire childhood. Stealing the AID book barely tips the scale of payback. I'll see what I can do ;)

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Clam,

    : ........or is it one of your books?

    Heh, heh. I've done a bunch of "dummy" posts. My first one was "1914 For Dummies" written about 10 years ago, but there were many more after that. Kent had it on his site, and the "dummies" book lawyers wrote him and told him it was a copyright infrigement. Typically, Kent (the Norweigian Viking) told them to stuff it in a particularly inappropriate orifice. They threatened again and he never capitulated. They gave up: American attorneys suing a Norweigian website was just too much for them, and the idiocy of being able to copyright the word "dummies" is worse than ridiculous. That article (and other "dummies" articles I've done) are still up on numerous sites!

    I would NEVER write a book called "Watchtower for Dummies" or "Jehovah's Witnesses For Dummies" because that would be redundant.

    :)

    Farkel

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Good Girl/Bad Girl,

    : *sigh* This thread makes me wish I knew Farkel.

    Well, my young lady friend, I'm flattered. However, your age is exactly between my third youngest and fourth youngest child: 27 and 25. My oldest daughter turns 38 this year, and my oldest son is 35. I'm not only a grandfather, I am a freaking CODGER CURMUDGEON! :)

    Although I feel 25 in the brain area (this could also be a symptom of codgerism), this body area is very much the result of codgerism, which results from this simple fact: you live long enough, your body rots and God gets the last laugh: "you started out in life not being able to walk and pooping your pants, and you end up in life not being able to walk and pooping yourself. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" (I haven't reached either of those milestones, but I know I will. Probably tomorrow or thereabouts.)

    You can know me much better by going to the top of this page and clicking on the drop down box on "Best of" and from there you can find the "best of Farkel". You will know more about me from that than if we met in a dark coffee shop. But if you really want to meet in a dark coffee shop, let me know. I will bring the lollipops and bubble gum and we can reminisce about "old days" when Paris Hilton was only 18!

    Just teasing!

    Farkel, who really is a codger, but cannot yet get used to it

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