Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters/numbers in the name "Closer2fine!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.
Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters!
What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I
can't believe it!
Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide!
But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!
Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11
letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."
I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE
RED CROSS," can't trust them.
I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in
it, too! Can someone help?
Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11
letters....
Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven
letters!!
Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE
ALONE" has 11 letters.....
Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence
Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!
PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also.
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