While I was in New York I walked by two men and one looked like the comedian Jackie Mason whom I adore. I looked at him and said, "I just wanted to say how much I enjoy your shows. I've seen you perform a number of times". He said, Thank you" and with a wry smile said "keep coming to my shows". In return I said, By the way, if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't look so good." (He's an immaculate dresser). He asked, "Why's that?" I responded, "because of all the tickets I bought for your shows----this is the reason you look so good!
He looked at me and said, "you're a very funny man" and walked away.