Tell them you're serial killer then invite them in for dinner.
Door Knocking...
by matt4 13 Replies latest jw experiences
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MeneMene
My son recently told me about a guy he worked with that was having a problem with the JWs bothering him all the time. He solved the problem by answering the door completely naked. They quit coming to his house.
I don't think that would work for everyone though and there might could be some possible legal issues (???) -
RollerDave
you could try reverse psychology.
print this: http://machinedreamer.com/JW/talisman.jpg and put it up by your door.
This will imply that you have this book, which is written by the JW's most feared person ever, that you know the truth about them, and that you wish to inform THEM about it.
If there's one thing JW's can't stand, it is being informed of things that go against what they believe, they will view you (and your house) as an actual danger to their 'faith' and as one poster put it 'run as if they were being chased by bears.'
Make copies for your neighbors, your friends, your enemies.
It really IS that easy.
Roller
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Frequent_Fader_Miles
Another good approach might be to have the book Crisis of Conscience handy when they call. This, by Raymond Franz, can be ordered through the site www.freeminds.org for about $20. When they call, all you have to do is grab this book (having a King James version of the Bible along with it works even better). They are likely to run out terrified of that book.
LOL! This suggestion should work like a charm!
