New Stupid Assembly Rules

by WTWizard 91 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • jgnat
    jgnat
    undercover: I heard that at one convention that myriads upon myraids of the brothers were walking across the street to a McDonald's during lunch. People from the company that held the concession rights to the coliseum saw the crowds of JWs in line at McDonald's and complained to the city. The WTS leases the venues needed without concessions by saying that foodservice would not be needed. But then literally thousands are in line at a fast food joint across the street during lunch. If I held the concession rights to the coliseum I'd be pissed too.

    I am sure that is what is behind the prohibitions at the convention here in town, too. The society does not want to open the facility to "worldly" vendors, so sends the concession vendors packing. People do what people do and descend on every vending maching, convenience store, and fast food place in a one-block radios. The contractors, out a revenue-generating weekend, protest.

    Another rule

    Pack your own lunch but don't bring a honkin' cooler that will block the aisles.

    Hubby has purchased a couple of theocratic lunch bags just for the purpose. Has anyone else wondered at the oddity of thousands of people eating alone? No sharesies? (Acts 2:44-46)

  • undercover
    undercover
    Has anyone else wondered at the oddity of thousands of people eating alone? No sharesies?

    Back when they first stopped serving food and asked everyone to bring a lunch, we were told that it was to simplify things and make it easier for everyone to hear the program. Being the robots that we were, we all nodded and accepted this explanation.

    But the first convention was eye-opening. Here were thousands of people dressed in their Sunday best, carrying coolers and bags of food into a coliseum. Then at the break, everyone grabbed their lunch and sat back to enjoy a sandwich and a juice box, sitting in the same seats that they just sat in for 2 1/2 hours listening to mind-numbing droning on.

    It was a surreal experience. It was at that moment that I thought that we looked a little cultish and out of touch with reality.

  • golf2
    golf2

    Thank you, but, NOT interested.

    Golf

  • aquagirl
    aquagirl

    So i guess group sex in the locker rooms is out too????what a buncha tight as&&s...

  • aquagirl
    aquagirl

    I do remember when they sold food at the assemblies.tiny pieces of pie and rancid subs..yuk...just as well to bring yer own..I would imagine that one gets judged on what one chooses to bring to eat as well.like,no humus and sprout sandwiches..god forbid anyone be a vegetarian.hohoba made the creatures of the fields as food and all that...

  • DannyHaszard
    DannyHaszard

    Jehovah’s Witness group could bring $10M to PB
    Pine Bluff Commercial, AR - 21 minutes ago
    ... also indicated it may be difficult to find a parking space in downtown Pine Bluff when the Christian Congregation of Jehovah’s Witnesses meets at the ... The organization has also agreed to meet here in 2008 and 2009, he said, and tentatively agreed to hold their sessions here from 2010 through 2013. The number of sessions may swell to four annually, Purvis quoted congregation officials as saying.

  • daystar
    daystar
    What would be the point of going to the assembly at all then?

    You and I, my dear Crumpet, would have made great wingmen for each other.

  • sir82
    sir82
    agreed to hold their sessions here from 2010 through 2013

    Deliverance at hand! Keep on the watch! The great day of Jehovah is near!

    ...or something like that...

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586

    I think I'm going to have a confrontation with one of those sign-holding 'tards. A few DCs ago, some sign-holding 'tard got on my case because I looked over the ramp edge to the drones below. After two seconds, he said, "Please get away from the edge."

    What am I going to do, spit on them? I'm a legal adult you 'tard, I don't do that.

    Whatever.

    Anyway, this DC is going to be hard on my folks because my sister has been df'd. He said to me, on the way back from a meeting, "It's going to be weird for her not be able to wear a badge. It's strange..."

    "Yes! It is strange not to be able to do that," I said, in effort to make him think about it.

    "Yes, well...I don't want to think about it." The old mind-stop kicked in. Damn.

  • Arthur
    Arthur
    I think I'm going to have a confrontation with one of those sign-holding 'tards. A few DCs ago, some sign-holding 'tard got on my case because I looked over the ramp edge to the drones below.

    Hey Nose. You should make your own sign just like the attendants carry that says: "PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS"

    This reminds of an idea that I had a while back when I was still a JW. I wanted to make some signs that were identical to the ones that attendants carry around, but that say different messages such as:

    PLEASE KEEP MOVING, YOU CATTLE

    SHUT THE F*** UP, PLEASE

    DO YOU WANT TO SCORE SOME?

    THIS SIGN MAKES ME FEEL IMPORTANT

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