And you couldn't wear your 'birthday' suit cause birthdays are bad.
Oh too funny!
There's no mention of Jesus ever going to the privvy either ....
want to know what's weird?
by ninja 39 Replies latest watchtower bible
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Crumpet
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Sirona
I love dogs!!!!
Of course they distract JWs from "spiritual things" i.e. selling books for an american company who masquerades as a religion.
Who could say no to this:
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brinjen
The bible dosen't mention anything about cars either. Mmmm, wonder where that leaves the dubs when they go out in field service?
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purplesofa
There's no mention of Jesus ever going to the privvy either ....
none of us may be doing it the proper way....weird thought
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littlerockguy
There isn't any reference to Jesus when he was in his teens going through puberty with raging hormones. The gospels only cover when he was about 12 and then pick up when he was a full grown adult. Did he ever get horny going through "the bloom of youth"?
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brinjen
There isn't any reference to Jesus when he was in his teens going through puberty with raging hormones. The gospels only cover when he was about 12 and then pick up when he was a full grown adult. Did he ever get horny going through "the bloom of youth"?
That's in the 'un-cut' version of the bible. We haven't received a bright enough light to read that one yet
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Wasanelder Once
Beach balls in paradise, proof.
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Marcel
@tnangel73
yeah i know it. its probably the paradise book? ill search it. -
delilah
There isn't any reference to Jesus when he was in his teens going through puberty with raging hormones. The gospels only cover when he was about 12 and then pick up when he was a full grown adult. Did he ever get horny going through "the bloom of youth"?
True, but I thought he and Merry Magdalene had a lil' sumthin', sumthin' going on?
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VanillaMocha73
Daniel played with kittys - just check out the My Book of Bible Stories where the big lions are purring and rubbing their heads on him....
