Did I say study guide? I meant brainwashing tool.
http://www.jwforum.net/jw2007dc/index.htm
On the upper right hand corner there is a link to a pdf children's study guide for each day of the assembly.
Check out page 2 where they say, "How can YOU oppose the Devil? Can you draw a picture of that?" WTF kind of thing is that to do to a child? Next they will say, "How can YOU oppose your evil unbelieving parent? Can you draw a picture of the birds eating his eyeballs?"
This document is chock full of garbage. I await Mary's scholarly review!
"Follow the Christ" Study Guide for Kids
by rebel8 10 Replies latest jw friends
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rebel8
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Honesty
Sick Puppies aren't they.
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SirNose586
I love how the Saturday booklet has a part that says "Don't busy yourself with this part during the convention! You need to listen to the talks!"
Oh, yes, I'm so sorry I went to that section instead of hearing Brother Loveshisvoice drone on...so sorry...I deserve my whippings now...so long as they are for the Christ!
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reneeisorym
Do you have to hate what Jehovah hates to be his friend?
Do everything we tell you to be our (other JWs) friend.
How can you love what is right?
Learn to do everything we tell you and be controlled by us.
How can you oppose the devil?
Do everything we tell you.
Can you draw a picture of that?
Picture of someone refusing to eat with a co-worker.
Are you getting baptized today?
= Are you joining our cult today?
No? When?
= You must join. You know you want to …. We want to make you commit to joining early.
T/F
Baptism means you will never/ever sin again?
No. The elders sin quite often when they cover up pedofiles. Pedofiles are JWs and they rarely get punished. Sinning is not the key. You need to promise to follow our rules from here on out. If you don’t, your family will disown you and your life-long friends will forget about you.
All baptized witnesses will survive Armageddon?
No. We use this to guilt you into doing what we say. If we told all of you that you would survive, we couldn’t use that to guilt you into working for us anymore.
A person must be baptized every 10 years?
No. Once you get dunked, you are stuck for life.
Watch the baptism. Those people have dedicated their whole life to serving Jehovah. How many are they?
= How many people have joined our cult today?
Do not follow after the crowd.
= You’ll never feel normal again once you join.
Do not follow your hearts and your eyes.
= Never listen to that nasty conscience of yours. Listen to us instead.
Do no follow unrealities.
= Being a JW is following unrealities but we are trying to twist it around to make everyone else seem wrong.
Do not follow false teachers.
= another talk about how evil apostates and churches are.
Do not follow false stories.
We’re going to tell you that the gospel of Jesus thing might convince you to leave us so stay away from that. Also apostates. They are evil.
Do not follow Satan.
We turn all things that we want you to think is bad into a metaphor for Satan. "Wind chimes are the devil."
"And they will be taught by Jehovah."
We want you to think this scripture applies only to us so you’ll feel special.
Help them return to the flock:
= We’ve got to get those apostates to stop. They are airing our dirty laundry.
Don’t busy yourselves at the convention. You need to listen to the talks.
I don’t even have to comment on that one.
Multiple choice
We could become lovers of pleasures rather than lovers of God if we __________.
a.) spent a lot of time vacationing
b.) ate out all of the time
c.) watched a few hours of television every night
d.) spent more time reading fun stories than the Bible
e.) all of the above
WOW….. How more bluntly can you say: "Devote all of your time to us and forget about any other pleasure in the world. God does not want you to be happy."
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brinjen
OMG they even have puzzles!
Love the puzzle on things you need to follow christ, where you draw a square around the things you should use moderately such as a letterbox, ambulance etc, draw and X through the things you don't need at all (NWT perhaps?).
The personality quiz, is that supposed to be taken seriously? My theme song 'We're Jehovah's Witnesses', yeah I can see dub kids right around the globe downloading that tune to their iPods, love their attempts to look cool 'Material Girl' is more than 20 years old. 'I'm With The In Crowd' don't worry WTS, I can assure you your juniors would definitely NOT be part of the 'in' crowd (or any other crowd for that matter).
I thought nothing would ever top those lame word finders we had to do in school for our sex ed class....I was wrong!
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rebel8
We should get:
(a) new clothes every month
(b) new shoes every month
(c) something special for ourselves every payday
(d) an attitude adjustment if we picked any of the above.
(OUTLAW--Please report to the back room for your attitude adjustment and flogging!)
You must be at least 12 years old to be baptized, yes or no?
(No. Only Jesus had to wait to be older until he was baptized. You can do it once you cut your baby teeth.)
Are you enjoying the convention so far?
Do you think Jehovah and Jesus are happy with your behavior at the convention today?
Do you love the ministry? (Sure.) Why? (Donuts.)
Circle the things you can use to follow the Christ. Put an X around the things you DO NOT need at all! Draw a box around those we should use in moderation.
(Circle around the mailbox for putting witnessing letters in without postage. X the mouse--the Christ does not like the Internet.)
Which of these would you spend a lot of time thinking about? Bible, game console, outer space. -
Bonnie_Clyde
I don't get it. Are the witnesses actually being instructed to go on the Internet and download these pages for their children before the assembly? Are they being passed out at the Kingdom Hall?
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Mary
This document is chock full of garbage. I await Mary's scholarly review!
Christ, I nearly fell asleep just reading that crap......I'll try and do it tomorrow morning to uh, liven it up a bit.
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rebel8
Bonnie, From what I can tell, it is a jw forum, not operated by the wts. I think this is just something the jw owners of the forum cooked up. It seems to be a fairly large forum. I am on their mailing list. :)