Let's assign a number to the Great Crowd!

by Nathan Natas 14 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    "...I saw, and, look! a great crowd,

    which no man was able to number , out of all nations and tribes and peoples and tongues, standing before the throne..." -- Revelation 7:9

    From STUDIES IN THE SCRIPTURES, Volume 7, THE FINISHED MYSTERY:

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    The math is indisputable: 144,000 "priests" x 2,860 Levites per priest = 411,840,000 "Levites. Who can argue with that? <snicker>

    Since they have approximately 6 million members world wide today, they only have to pick up another 351 million or so and yet another Watchtower speculation will be PROVED TRUE!

    "Let the WTB&TS be found true, though all it's members be found a Bozo." - Bozolations 3:16

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    Don't revive this belief. A WTS lurker will run with it. It sounds good.
    The average dub will accept that 99.9% of the population cannot be destroyed.
    God's representatives will have greater success. The end cannot arrive until
    a major happening (like banning religion) causes people to flock to Jehovah.

    Stop making suggestions.

  • dedpoet
    dedpoet
    The math is indisputable: 144,000 "priests" x 2,860 Levites per priest = 411,840,000 "Levites. Who can argue with that? <snicker>

    They have a hell of a lot of preaching to do yet then!

    "Let the WTB&TS be found true, though all it's members be found a Bozo." - Bozolations 3:16

    lol

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Bozo has a book in the bible???..Perhaps there was a great civilization of Religious Clowns?.."The Bozo-ites"..They worshiped the Great Woopie Cushion in the sky..Printed literature that was a joke..And..Couldn`t remember what they had preached in years gone by..They are now known as "Jebozo`s Witless`s"..LOL!!...OUTLAW

  • Scully
    Scully

    Let's see... the Great Crowd should be 411,840,000... and the JWs are numbering at around 6.5 million. Seems like the JWs need to start slogging more Heavenly Hash (with apologies to ice cream lovers) and bringing in more Piles of Cash....

    Yeah, Armageddon™ is Right Around The Corner™, my eye....

  • py
    py

    144000, and all virgin Jewish males.

  • FireNBandits
    FireNBandits

    "Let the WTB&TS be found true, though all it's members be found a Bozo." - Bozolations 3:16

    Hehehe. Good stuff. -Martin

  • cultswatter
    cultswatter

    Hell, there was a great crowd in Starbucks on saturday!!

  • Sarah Smiles
    Sarah Smiles

    I can not stop laughing! Boy those so called 144,000 with there meat at due season. I wish people would just give up on numbering. I bet the JW will revamp this numbering. Oh wait a minute that's probably why they keep a record of the great crowd. Hmmm!

  • Atlantis
    Atlantis

    Thank you Nathan! Great post and great scan!

    So, no man can number the Great Crowd! But, after all, Pastor Russell is more than just a man. He is the wise and faithful servant, so says the Watchtower. JW's had better get busy! Love the color in that scan!

    Thanks old friend!

    Cheers! Atlantis & Nevada-

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