2007 International Apostate Tour

by lawrence 79 Replies latest jw friends

  • lawrence
    lawrence

    Folks-

    Let's show up at a few assemblies (close proximity) and have a P-A-R-T-Y! Screw the debates over words; when we spoke to the BOE, COs, DOs, and Bethel we were dealing with murderers, pedophiles, and protectors of mean men and women, called brothers and sisters. Now it's our time to have some fun within "The Courtyard of the Gentiles." The hell with their antitypical temple arrangment, let's join hands together, have fun, make love not books, and send a message to the R & F... P-A-R-T-Y!

    I'm up for getting a few buses arranged for an apocalyptic tour into the seven seals - anyone want to join?

    I'll be calling the huckster lawyer from Brooklyn Bethel in the a.m. to request special bus access for our elderly brothers and sisters.

    Once again, the schedule for day 1 is as follows:

    Day 1 - Apostates International Convention

    Opening Comments and a Joint Break 9 - 9:30 Brother nvrcmbk

    Why the WTS has been called a false prophet. 9:30 - 11 Brother lawrence

    Milk & cookies, then a nap 11 - 12:30 All

    Beer Keg & b-que 12 - 1:30 All

    Life after the Witlesses 1:30 - 2:30 Panel of Former Elders

    Wine Hour 2:30 - 3:30 All

    Watchtower Study 3:30 - 4:20 Sister Blondie

    Frisbee Golf, Shrooms, and Some Guitar Pickin' 4:20 - 7:30 All

    Beer Keg & b-que 5:30 - 7:30 All

    Kangaroo Courts & Judicial Committees - which do you 7:30 - 9 Brother Minimus

    choose? - Modern Day Drama

    Pitch your tents, dig the sky, party, and praise God! -- Day 2 will be corker!

  • Mary
    Mary

    I'm there Lawrence!!!

  • El Kabong
    El Kabong

    I'll be there, but I think we need more joint breaks in the program.

  • Bumble Bee
    Bumble Bee

    I didn't see any kool-aid on the schedule, so I'm in!! lol

    BB

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    I'm there.

    Do you think we might could include an altar call for interested ones who wish to become Apostate?

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich

    Don't plan on doing any Joint breaking, or beer drinking, but then again I never paid attention to every talk at the district convention....

    Can I be an attendant?

  • Mary
    Mary
    Do you think we might could include an altar call for interested ones who wish to become Apostate?

    Actually, we could have a baptismal pool filled with beer instead of water. Then for all those wanting to get dunked, we'd ask them 2 standard questions:

    1) Have you renounced the Watchtower and all it's empty promises?

    2) Do you realize that this baptismal pool is filled with beer and not water?

    Wait to hear their "Yes!". Hell we'd have more recruits than a Tent Revival in rural Georgia.

  • Highlander
    Highlander

    Not only would we hear an enthusiastic YES! from the newly baptized, but you'd see people jumping in to get baptized for their 2nd, 3rd, 4th time!

  • Bumble Bee
    Bumble Bee

    Ritchie - as an attendant - have you thought about what sign you'd be carrying around??

    BB

  • horrible life
    horrible life

    Can I come, and walk around the group, and around the group, and around the group. I will smile the whole way.

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