Things must really be bad. Usually the advertisement for the District Conventions are a few lines long, but this year they've laid it on as thick as ever! I'm quoting directly from the local paper: What a long and insipid way to say absolutely NOTHING!!!!!
WITNESSES INVITE ALL TO "FOLLOW THE CHRIST"
While many are of the opinion that Jehovah's Witnesses do not believe in Jesus Christ, the theme of their 2007 annual convention is "FOLLOW THE CHRIST"
The Witnesses are launching a vigorous campaign to invite all to see ow vital Jesus Christ is to the life of each Witness and, according tot he Witnesses, to each resident of Trinidad and Tobago.
Over a five week period the Witnesses will be hosting four annual conventions conveniently located across the twin-island republic. They will be held at the ... (gives venues and dates). The Programme sessions start at 9:30 a.m. all three days of the convention. Admission is free and no collection will be taken.
This Witness' special annual event will be highlighted by a campaign to distribute an attractively illustrated invitation. This campaign will commence approximately three weeks before each respective "Follow the Christ!" District Convention. Their goal is to extend a personal invitation to as many people as possible. Locally, the area's Witness congregations will be givnig energetic support to this united global adveritsing activity for convention programmes that will be held over the course of the next few months in over 150 lands.
There are close to 100,000 ocngregations of Jehovah's Witnesses throught the world. Local Witnesses hope you accept their invitation to come with them to "Follow the Christ!" conventions. They are confident that all in atendance will benefit from being there.