Tell us how it went in verse or ryhme:
I had a conversation
With my ex man
He said I couldnt
I said I can.
Who do I believe:
I am That I am?
Am I who I made me
Or just a sham?
by Crumpet 12 Replies latest jw friends
Tell us how it went in verse or ryhme:
I had a conversation
With my ex man
He said I couldnt
I said I can.
Who do I believe:
I am That I am?
Am I who I made me
Or just a sham?
To be truthful
I don't think I'll be useful
Cause to what you just said,
my mind is dead
maybe your rhymes is too deep
or maybe I needs me more sleep
but I can tell you this
yesterday, like a fish
I went to the pool
and made the ladies drool
for my juice is sweet like georgia peaches
women suck it up like leeches
this summer I'll be hitting up the shore
and giving the ladies a little bit more
Working on my tan
showing the fellas a real man
but right now I'm coming off the soap box
cause my rhymes is sick like chicken pox
and I don't want nobody gettin' sick
cause this simple for me like flickin' yo Bic.
So lil miss Crumpet talked to her ex
In the name of love, or was it for sex?
Ol Rictchie sure doesn't sound well today,
I thought he was your squeeeze, the ultimate lay,
Youv'e said you have the feet of a hobbit
well, if Ritchie keeps peircin he'll end up like bobbit
nice to join in this rhymin thread,
Glad to see Ritchies out of his bed
now your makin him use his head.
but not the one that's throbbin
Hey yo van Leyen
I agree with what you be sayin
Why you gotta pick on me
I'm really nice you see
Where oh where is my crumpet
She should see this thread when I bump it
I'm going out to grab a few things
I'll be back to see what she sings
well reading these many a line
seeing how this happens all the time
I wonder if this trick
could help me to lick
all these crazy jw dreams that seem to stick...
with these crazy words..spinnin..
these crazy pics the psycho JW grinnin
damn wish theyd stop movin
my target isnt groovin...BLAM!
damn..missed again...tried to hit the center
only thing i did was hit "enter"
none of its real...
lost ALL of its appeal...
words...nothing more...nothing less
just a way to release more stress...
time to bail this ship...
this df'd, never letting it go trip
so after this little flow..
somethin's GOT to go...
so this is me...spittin off
not comin back...not soft..
-Z-
My ex called me today
he asks me if this time he can stay
but I said "sure why not, I've got this perfect spot"
I've got this little room outside the house that is free
so you can always be there near me. And bark at passers by
so they can hear you moarning cry and pet you when you are sad
I know you would be glad. Because that is all you want, attention!
or make people feel sorry for you, should I menton.
But no honey I have no hard feelings.
It is just that I already had enough of dealings.
And not only dealings but hittings and beatings.
So now every morning I wake I ask myself 'for goodnes sake, were you crazy?"
how could you marry someone that lazy?
I don't know honey my memory is hazy
Could it be the opium of the cult? Bur right now I'm sober as result
and have become an adult, and you and your religon are nothing but insult.
I see what you mean Rich
I know what your sayin
It's really the watchtower
I should be slayin
Zanex rhymes have got me movin
there rules and punishments just arn't groovin
The watchtower's dudes need a lot of proovin
There they kept us down and humble
Lets bash the tower and watch it crumble
Let Crumpet take a mag to crumple
No one here will ever stumble
I was scared as hell to make a speech
Thought, no way I can do this, too far out my reach
Then I get to the building and laugh with a smile
Oh shoot, look at this mess, that oughtta take a while
A while to clean up and dry vac a slippery floor
Please don't let the professor unlock that classroom door
I get in the room and plop my arse down
Unexpectedly, my face is wearing a smile instead of a frown
For I got out of a scary assignment for one night
But guess what world, Thursday's my new day for fright!
Words can't express how much I miss my friend
Sometimes I kick something, wishing this pain would just end
Friend probably wonders, WTF is wrong with her
Why won't she go to someone warm, rather than me, a cold brrrrr
The truth is, I haven't bonded with anyone in a while
The genuine feeling has been absent since the last time you made me smile
But what on earth did I do to spark an ignore
Then rational thought comes back and tells me life has made you its whore
So lo and behold, my heart has to shine through
For being your friend is what I've been fortunate to do
And if there's any one thing I want you to know
It's that no matter what life throws our way, our friendship will grow.
"Ode to Crumpet" (thanks for starting this thread)
Her sparkly personality has blessed us at JWD
She's funny, witty and a big time cutie
We're lucky to have her as our friend
Each day she doesn't post, we miss her to no end
She can be serious and a joker, honest and true
We are a comfort she turns to, in the moments she feels blue
Someone who comes close to the edge yet doesn't cross it
Is what we all need in our lives, particularly when realizing the WT's full of $hit
Thank you, Crumpet, for just being you
May anyone who comes your way, appreciate you as we do.