I was from California and always heard that about "the brothers" from Florida...
I had a friend who moved from Florida and told me aaaalllll sorts of fun stuff that they got up to out there.
Plus the Floridian womenfolk always wore *gasp* short skirts!
Cali - Pornea?
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Kudra
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frankiespeakin
Maybe it's the sunshine that makes us so horny sometimes.
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Hortensia
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Californians don't screw in light bulbs; they screw in hot tubs.
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
Q: How many northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: None of your f***ing business and have a nice day.
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: Three - one to change the light bulb and two to say "Oh Wow!"
A: Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact.
A: Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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Spectre
Our orgies are better then your orgies!
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R.F.
I've heard about many Florida congregation stories as well.
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LongHairGal
Well, I don't know about the "porneia" part but I got the impression they were more into their "beautiful" bodies and appearance than the rest of the country. It kind of makes sense since they are nearer to Hollywood.
I visited the LA area once. Nice place. Great climate.
My general opinion is that Californians are more laid back and less in harsh reality than east coast residents.
LHG