Since the temps below the surface are about 55 degrees [F], and that is hell 'the common grave' according to WTS, this day is about 40 degrees warmer than hell. I hope it cools down a little this weekend, and we could use some rain too!
Jeff
It is currently 40 degrees hotter than hell!
by AK - Jeff 13 Replies latest jw experiences
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Warlock
So, Jeff, if someone tells me to "go to hell", as long as it's over 55 degrees, I don't have to move?
Warlock
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AK - Jeff
So, Jeff, if someone tells me to "go to hell", as long as it's over 55 degrees, I don't have to move?
Warlock
At least you could state that it is 'hotter than hell' right here. LOL Jeff
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WTWizard
The truth is that you won't even be affected by the heat. Spirits are not affected by heat or cold--in heaven, it is a cozy -459 F/-273 C. That is just about absolute zero--as cold as it gets. And the spirits are not cold. Plus they have to have made the stars (if the Bible account is correct), so they would have had to contact some mighty hot stuff. Did they get burned in the process?
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Mary
Warlock said: So, Jeff, if someone tells me to "go to hell", as long as it's over 55 degrees, I don't have to move?
Nope. You just have to go to the Kingdumb Hell. It's going to be hot, sticky, muggy and smoggy here in Southern Ontario today. God I hate it when it's like this......you can't do anything!!
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AK - Jeff
But, Mary, you could join the local car-group and ride around in an air conditioned mini-van with three or four gossippy pioneers, preach the gospel of 'we are going to live and you are all going to die and have your flesh eaten by the carrion' all day.
No wait - that would be hell. Better to endure the muggy weather, huh?
Jeff
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Mary
But, Mary, you could join the local car-group and ride around in an air conditioned mini-van with three or four gossippy pioneers, preach the gospel of 'we are going to live and you are all going to die and have your flesh eaten by the carrion' all day.
OK Jeff, I'm on my way down to your neck of the woods-----you wanna work in Service with me this morning? We'll tell everyone that we're going on a bible study, then we'll spend all morning driving around looking for new coffee shops to invade.
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Jim_TX
I dunno about 'hotter than hell', but when I was a kid, I always liked to listen to the weather reports. Sometimes in Winter, they'd report that Hell had frozen over.
Hell, Michigan, that is.
That was always a reason to snicker. You could tell someone that you'd heard that Hell had frozen over. (I didn't get out much, okay?)
Regards,
Jim TX
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juni
Hi Jeff,
It's hot, sticky, muggy and overcast here today. We need the rain. It's extremely dry. I left the air conditioning on this morning. Normally I turn it off and open up the windows. Maybe I will later on. I hate having the house closed up - like the sound of the birds and activity outside.
Have a great weekend w/the family.
Juni
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AK - Jeff
OK Jeff, I'm on my way down to your neck of the woods-----you wanna work in Service with me this morning? We'll tell everyone that we're going on a bible study, then we'll spend all morning driving around looking for new coffee shops to invade.
Come-on-down! Is there room in the car for all the nice apostates here too? Looks like we have enough for two car-groups today - Juni, Jim, and Warlock can work together this morning. WTWizard, Mary and I shall conduct that Bible study. Then we meet at, let's say, 10 minutes from now for a coffee and donut break.
We could 'work with' the current [revamped versions] of the convention tract. Or maybe just work with the Bible today, as long as it ain't the NWT, since I hate to lie to the people now. Also, can I just wear shorts and tennies? My suits are in storage nowadays.
Jeff