Oh lordy lord read this its hilarious

by bboyneko 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • bboyneko
    bboyneko

    i just notived, they use very minor sins that everyone has commited in order to scare everyone..if they had used 'major' sins like murder and child pornography or something, then people reading it woulda been like 'well im not that bad'

    What manipulative emotional terrorists.
    -Dan

  • Rex B13
    Rex B13

    Boyboy,
    Jack Chick tracts are ultra-fundie. They are on the level of old JW publications about armageddon. Needless to say, we don't use them. However, those who are of the age of accountablity are accountable for their life's course.

    Do you actually have any idea why 'no man is good' and in line for judgement? Try reading the first three chapters of Romans if you want some insight.
    Also, there are no 'minor sins', that idea is the result of man comparing himself to other men. One sin violates the whole law. One sacrifice has saved all who desire to be saved.
    Rex

  • arachnia
    arachnia

    Chick tracts are too fargin' funny. I have a friend who collects religious tracts and rather enjoys this particular variety.

    For more amusement, check out:
    [url] http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0026/0026_01.asp [/url]

    I especially enjoy the checkboxes at the end of the tracts. <g>

    Cheers,
    ~arachnia

    Say not, "I have found the truth," but rather, "I have found a truth."
    -Kahlil Gibran

  • COMF
    COMF

    Oh, oh... oh dear me, I'm scared... so scared! ("How scared are you?" "'Just shit my pants' scared") I've been a bad, bad boy. I stole cookies. I cheated on school tests. I even lied to my own mommy. And once a checker gave me a nickel too much change back, and I figured it out, and I didn't take the nickel back. I've said "Goh" and "Shucks" and "Jeez" and "Crap" and "Dookey." I have looked at women with lust in my pants (heart, too) and I have desired televisions and Miatas and Harley Davidsons and two gig of RAM in a quad processor. I have read Mad Magazine, and Playboy too.

    Don't kill me lawd!

    Repentant COMF, wearing sackcloth and ash (kiss-my variety)

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  • KSJordan
    KSJordan

    Jack Chick has one about the Witnesses also.

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