by Brain Dead 42 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Sell all assets and along w/a personal letter of apology to all members and a public notification and set up a college fund for those who want to seek further education...... And then bring to a close this cult.
Of course this would never come close to rectifying all the wrongs, but it would help those who want to move on. With education comes freedom!
Juni
Of course this would never come close to rectifying all the wrongs,Hey! President Homer said no butt jokes!
Actually, I think I would hire 12 members from JWD to replace the current members of the GB, winners to be determined in a fair fight.
Nominations are called for and I'll start out with:
Anyone else?
Yes , those people will definitely get on my GB list , a governing body of apostates very interesting
I'll pay them a hundred grand a year with full benefits, and a sighing bonus and a car, a real nice car like a Ferrari
I would first get rid of turning in time/pioneers and counting numbers except attendance at meetings.
End disfellowshipping and all JD committee issues must go to the police if legal matters.
Come out with new light until they finally believe like mainstream Christians.
Announce the former apostacy of the old GB.
Tell them that we now believe that the org is not God's channel but only the Bible is the inspired Word of God.
Encourage them to think for themselves but realize that we must all believe in Christ.
...OUTLAW as President..???..Bwa-ha-ha-ha!.....Kingdom Halls would be remodelled..Rip out most of the seats for tables,you need some place to put your liquor!..And..Bring in a few pool tables,foo`s ball tables,dart boards,Keno Screens and pull tabs..TV`s everywhere to watch sports..Put in a bar,a kitchen and a Brass Pole on stage for the Strippers..You can buy Cuban cigars at the bar.....Turn the basement into a gym and day care centre..Put a playground,pool,and skate board circuit for the kids,in the back parking lot..No suits or ties unless theres a wedding or a funeral.....Sell off the printing press`s,Bethal buildings and anything else thats useless..And..Sell all the members of the Governing body off,to a Mexican Sex Circus.....Now.....Who wants to Vote for OUTLAW as WBT$ President??..LOL!!...OUTLAW
Most earth shattering change I would make to the WTS:
He he.... Scully said penis thats funny
The problem I hear with the GB men at headquarters, so I hear, now is this just a rumor is that they all have very small penises, tiny wee ones, I've even heard they're invisible
this why they need so much power to make feel like real men, so I hear
Of course this isn't my personal problem, let me tell you I'm as big as a............well you'll just have to take my word it
I'd get my wife a job as a commissioned print paper salesperson.
Since 2000, there is no longer one president in the WTS, only presidents over many, many corporations, all business arrangements with no central powerful figure over the WTS. Henschel was the last "president."
It is all political, people, with men jockeying for position, persuading others to come on over to their "point"of view.
The only thing that motivates the WTS as a whole is money, money, money. No money, no power, no position.
Blondie (just a woman)
