80 year old grandma (Mouthy) gets hit on at lunch!

by Bumble Bee 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mrs Smith
    Mrs Smith

    I'm really glad you all had such a fun time. I must add that I'm very jealous , I live on the otherside of the world and would love to take Grace out to lunch!!! Maybe one day, how about it Grace you and I at the Witness now for Jesus convention and a nice meal?

    xxx

    Mrs Smith

  • unique1
    unique1

    GO MOUTHY!!!! Shake it don't break it.

  • UnConfused
    UnConfused

    Perhaps he also has two sons.........




    Of a lovely lady,
    Who was bringing up two very lovely girls.
    dressed smart as from the tailors,
    And Like their mother,
    Swore and drink just like all the sailors

    Here's the story,
    Of a man named Gent,
    Who was busy with two boys of his own.
    They were three men,
    Living all together, but he couldn't understand why they liked to dance and worked as hair dressers, thus were all alone.

    Till the one day when the lady met this Gent,
    and they knew it was much more than lunch.
    That this group,
    Must somehow form a Union.
    That's the way we all became the Rainbow Bunch,
    The Rainbow Bunch- the Rainbow Bunch
    That's the way- we became the Rainbow Bunch.

    Now the Lady and Gent
    spend their time a wonderin'
    why the house is quite
    no sound of little feet
    and the consumation of the boy's marriages hasn't become complete

  • UnConfused
    UnConfused

    I know someone can do a better job at the this....!!!

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    Maybe one day, how about it Grace you and I at the Witness now for Jesus convention and a nice meal?

    xxx

    Oh I would LOVE that.Mrs S.
    unique>>>>Its already broke!!!!
    Crumpet thanks- wish you could have been there
    & I must say THIS IS a FAMILY on this board..
    Oh, Mary you wasted your time reporting me, they think I am dead

    zagor!!!! I went !!!!!Time marches on with me. I have never been treated as well in my life as I have been as an EX JWS

  • Bumble Bee
    Bumble Bee
    these two treated me like I was a QUEEN!!!!!!!
    but I think this old man was blind......

    Grace - you deserve to be treated like a Queen!! And, no, the man wasn't blind - you are beautiful!!

    oh and just for the record, if I was that "gentleman" I would have hit on you too BB!!!

    TCK

    LOL TCK! I woulda hit on you first!!

    Well, I phoned the local elders about Mouthy's 'loose conduct' and a Judicial Committee has been formed.

    Mary!! You are such a party pooper!! You are just as jealous as I am that she got hit on and we didn't!! lol

    Hell why not, where is it written when you need to stop enjoying life? :) Enjoy it as long as it lasts.

    You go girl :)

    Zagor - No stoping Grace that's for sure!!

    My this board and the people in it are quite special really!

    Crumpet - yes, there are some really special people here. Mrs. Smith - I really hope you get the chance to meet Grace someday. unique1 - Yeah!! Go Mouthy!! lol Unconfused - that is sooooo funny!! Thanks for the laugh this morning! BB

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    There was an old lady named Grace
    Who didnt have a very nice face
    Was invited to eat with two of the elite
    They led to the car.drove very far.!
    (NO! we passed the bar!!!La-de dah)
    Sat in "F" room, ( they knew Mary I assume)
    We talked about life,& the rest of the strife
    Our loves & our likes,Our walks & our hikes
    Assemblies we went, & we knew those who were "bent"
    The elders we liked & Those who carried the mike
    The smile on my face,must have stirred an old man
    Blinded his eyes, by the prizes by my side,
    Twas beauty untold .They come from the Fold
    Twas Mary! Twas Bee.& Gracie went FREE!!!!

    Unconfused ???What about this one

    .

  • sass_my_frass
    sass_my_frass

    I've always thought that Grace is a hottie...

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Check out mouthy gettin down with her bad self!

  • UnConfused
    UnConfused

    Grace that was awesome, much better! Really made me grin and chuckle.....

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