YOU MEAN IT'S NEXT WEEKEND!!!!!!!????????

Warlock

Next weekend is my District Convention. My wife has, in all capital letters, written "DISTRICT CONVENTION" on the calender in the kitchen.

I told her I'm not going. Look, it's too cramped, I have some physical problems that will not allow me to sit, like a grasshopper for hours and hours. So she says we can go for the public talk on Sunday afternoon.

I will do everything I can to NOT go, but I may have to. I sure don't look forward to it.

Maybe Armageddon will come this week and I won't have to go. I may start praying for it.

Warlock

Bumble Bee

Sorry to hear that Warlock. I'd hate to have to go too, even for the "public" talk.

Maybe some posters here can help you with some creative "excuses" to help you get out of going.

Come on guys!! We should be able to come up with something to help a guy in need!!

BB

Gopher

Warlock to Mrs. Warlock:

"I'll go, but will be unable to sit through the talk because of my physical problems. However, I will do the organization a favor and help 'monitor' the sign-holding opposers outside the convention, to be sure they (ahem) don't cause too much trouble."

ninja

I would hate to be hen-pecked warly.....he he.......ninja

Alligator Wisdom

So she says we can go for the public talk on Sunday afternoon.

Just a heads-up for you :

The public talk will be on Sunday morning instead. The drama will begin after the lunch break.

Alligator Wisdom (aka Brother NOT Exerting Vigorously)

DJK

When I was young I would have an excuse, or found one, to get out of attending any event I didn't want to attend. Faced with that situation now I would say; "Just this once, I will appease "YOU", and provide you with my company and travel assistance. In the future I'm asking you to make other arrangements ahead of time."