dude, you know i'd take a flight to hawaii if that was the case to help you if anyone pulled shit on your daughter.....you know i'd be completely useless for two days when i get there from teh xanax high to even get on a plane and i might be so scared to get back on a flight that i'd have to shack up with you for the rest of my life in hawaii, but we'd take care of any situation, our own version of a judicial committee. and just like them, above the law, keep it in the family, open a taco stand near the LOST location shooting w/ the meat of the transgressor....hurly would be our best customer....'wow, i've never tasted tacos so good, what are you guys using?'
'his name was steve'.