Tee shirt with foolish WT quotes, I will wear to reunion with witnesses

by dawg 47 Replies latest jw friends

  • whyizit
    whyizit

    It doesn't matter who you are, or what religion you belong to:

    The fall of Jerusalem happened when it happened. It's a historical FACT. Show me reputable, historical evidence OUTSIDE of the WTS that proves the fall of Jerusalem was in 607 BCE, and I'll kiss your butt in the middle of Brooklyn!

  • flipper
    flipper

    Dawg, you crack me up and you are an inspiration! flipper

  • whyizit
    whyizit

    Proclaimer's of God's Kingdom: pg.47 paragraph 2; CT Russell taught: Jesus Christ's invisible presence dated from the autumn of 1874. paragraph 3 says he needed more to keep the seeds of truth he was sowing alive and watered.

    QUESTION: If the "Lord's truth" was that Jesus came back in 1874, and Russell proclaimed it world wide, why does the WTS now teach that Jesus returned in 1914? Doesn't God know when his own Son came back?

  • dawg
    dawg

    Your responses remind me of my ideology for women... so many, so little time...

  • yaddayadda
    yaddayadda

    How about the quote where worldly people are compared to rats who need exterminating at Armageddon.

  • Merry Magdalene
  • helncon
    helncon
    I remember seeing a t-shirt that had a list on the back of dates (like concert dates) and lots had cancelled stroked thru.
    would be funny to see a list with all the
    "armageddon dates" as tour dates, but marked cancelled. hahah

    HA HA HA HA i like that one.

    But probably you could just have something simple like a one liner just to make them think .

    Gotta give it to ya. You got BALLS!

    Helen

  • dawg
    dawg

    You guys have given me some great ideas... i think I'm going to have to go with the one that says going along with the FADS is the same as obeidence to Christ... honestly, that is blasphemy. I caN'T BELIEVe I'M EVEN READING THAT...thanks bro

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    "Millions Now Living Will Never Die," with the date this was originally said.

    Awake,5/22/69,pg15 "If you are a young person, you also need to face the fact that you will never grow old in this present system of things."

    "1914 is not the date for the beginning, but the end!" (WATCHTOWER, 7/15/1894, p. 1677).

    THEN have what we call in health education a "call to action"--somewhere they can secretly go for more info, such as www.jwfiles.com

  • brinjen
    brinjen

    I devoted my life to a publishing company and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

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