Just for fun......
The first thing you do in the morning is log on...
You view your job as just another distraction to keep you away from it
You start looking for career options that might allow you internet access
You look at all the feet in flip flops on the bus in the morning and think "Crumpet would enjoy this"
You voluntarily attend watchtower 'meetings' (conducted by Blondie) and actually enjoy them
You daydream at work about what thread you might start when you get home
You have square eyes from staring at your monitor all day
Any more?