You Know You're Addicted to JWD When.....

by brinjen 34 Replies latest social humour

  • brinjen
    brinjen

    Just for fun......

    The first thing you do in the morning is log on...

    You view your job as just another distraction to keep you away from it

    You start looking for career options that might allow you internet access

    You look at all the feet in flip flops on the bus in the morning and think "Crumpet would enjoy this"

    You voluntarily attend watchtower 'meetings' (conducted by Blondie) and actually enjoy them

    You daydream at work about what thread you might start when you get home

    You have square eyes from staring at your monitor all day

    Any more?

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    OMG brinjen! Thanks for the intervention.

    I think I need help.

  • SnakesInTheTower
    SnakesInTheTower

    brin

    thanks for breaking the spell .....i'm logging off now... got to go to work (yes on a Saturday morning....much better than door knocking for the Lord Borg)

    SnakesInTheTower (of the "bothering people on a Saturday but not for WT" Sheep Class)

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo

    That is sooo me lol! How about this one:

    When you have two computers in front of you (as I do now!) - both logged on so you can absorb more info.

  • juni
    juni

    Cute thread brinjen!

    Sort of like in the States w/the saying, "You may be a redneck if...................."

    you feel you have succeeded in life because now you are the SUPREME ONE LOL

    you start throwing things when it says, "THIS PAGE CANNOT BE FOUND"

    your drinking buddies are Sparky and ninja and nvr.............

    you have a serious conversation w/OUTLAW about his squirrel-eatin' dog......LOL

    you talk to your computer and laugh at Mary's and JH's "artistry"

    you start talking to yourself asking, "I wonder where so and so is?"

  • ninja
    ninja

    you are actually considering getting JWD tattooed on your bum

  • AlphaOmega
    AlphaOmega

    ... it comes as a shock when you realise that you have never met anyone on here face-to-face yet you feel like you've been at an all-night party with them !

    ... you have access to JWD on your cell-phone AND PDA !

    ... when someone requests a scan, you drop everything and rush to your "theocratic library"

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    you are actually considering getting JWD tattooed on your bum

    Beat ya to it ninja!

    Guess which cheek?

  • ninja
    ninja

    your middle one?

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    your middle one?

    Where'd you obtain those pics?

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