plan for peace

purplesofa

The Plan!

affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we
will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't
want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will
be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they
are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen
or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make
a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor,
your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you
want a piece of me?' "

bigdreaux

awesome, espically the part about the staute of liberty. unfortunately, she is bent over a table taking it all at the moment.

hubert

Robin Williams for president !!!

Hubert

Gopher

That was a good jaundice-eyed view of American xenophobia.

I thought taking the "conservative" view and presenting it outrageously was Stephen Colbert's gig. Williams did well with it too.

Kaethra

Reading this I thought, that doesn't sound like Robin Williams. Other than the Statue of Liberty piece, I was right. http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

purplesofa

wow, sorry

I wish we could delete the thread or at least take his name out of it

Kaethra

I think you should be able to edit it purple...

purplesofa

ok, got it done

Thanks

Gopher

Thanks for that catch, Kaethra. (I feel so embarrassed that I fell for it.) So - only the Statue of Liberty part really came from Robin Williams.

5go

I know it's a joke but still.

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we
will never "interfere" again.

Agreed we only get involved after there is a clear loser anyway.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't
want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence.

Totaly agree see founding father ideas on empiralism and why they never wanted the us invovled with the world.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will
be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they
are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

regardless of whom or where they are employed with.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

The problem would be with if the US becomes a problem and you want to leave the US.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

Most people on campus are over 21 and foreign so colleges would go out of bussiness.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
will have to cope for a while

Assuming they are still alive after it why not a crash apollo program now before it get to that point.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

No they refine and china would love us to piss them of that means they get their oil.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen
or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
anything.

Katrina fool the US needed foreign assitance.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make
a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

The head of the UN could easily be moved to Geneva,Switzerland but then the US would lose power and we can't have that now can we.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

Bingo Except when obligated by treaty in the case of spanish.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor,
your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you
want a piece of me?' "

Actualy that was written by a jewish european woman. Not an american the french nieve as they were thought that was what america stoud for and put it on the statue for us when the gave it to us as a gift.

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