Funny one liners.

OUTLAW

Busyer than a one legged man,in an ass kicking contest.

Mickey67214

That was really enjoyable. Im going to have to pass that one on.

Gopher

Reminds me of another one I heard once,

How do you get a one-armed ______________ out of a tree? You wave to him!!

Fill in the blank with whatever kind of person you don't like! It doesn't have to be ethnic.

GopherWhy shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
Mark Twain (1835-1910)

jayhawk1

The only one that comes to mind at the moment is.
When somebody says something that does not make much since say, "Yea, and if my aunt had a package, she would be my uncle."

"Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford

drloss

Busy, I'm so busy I'm running in ever diminishing circles and I'm about to disappear up my own arse !

OUTLAW

Just more crap,from the KING DUNG HOLE!

Outaservice

Ring....Ring....Ring. Hello, Kingdom Hall. Who in the hall do you want?

Outaservice (privately reproved for not having good phone manners.)

Yerusalyim

I once bought instant water, I didn't know what to add.

YERUSALYIM
"Vanity! It's my favorite sin!"
[Al Pacino as Satan, in "DEVIL'S ADVOCATE"]

JanH

Some one (or two)-liner questions:

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

- Jan
--
"Doctor how can you diagnose someone with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and then act like I had some choice about barging in here right now?" -- As Good As It Gets

toddy

An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.

Funny one liners.

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