by NotaNess 20 Replies latest jw friends
..."Evil Slave" class coming in and handing out cards with apostate information and also to watchover the restrooms, cause the "Evil Slave" likes to put flyers and stuff in there as well.
Lore - You could bring your own stash of apostate cards and fliers and leave them everywhere!! If anyone finds the stuff on you, you could just tell them that you confiscated it from the restroom!
Our very own double agent!
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The assembly cops have been on the job for years. They busted me over 30 years ago for using a vending machine to buy Rainbow Lifesavers for my 3 year old son.
They don't need to worry about me buying any more candy for kids at their conventions again cause I won't be at their conventions again.
The assembly cops have been on the job for years. They busted me over 30 years ago for using a vending machine to buy Rainbow Lifesavers for my 3 year old son.
What the Hay! You've GOT to be kidding... (I've never been a dub, and after being on this board for 5 years, I thought I heard everything). Did they object to you "buying" on Sunday, or was it just because they were RAINBOW (sounds pagan) lifesavers? Scheeeesch
DoubleEdge asked:
What the Hay! You've GOT to be kidding... (I've never been a dub, and after being on this board for 5 years, I thought I heard everything). Did they object to you "buying" on Sunday, or was it just because they were RAINBOW (sounds pagan) lifesavers? Scheeeesch
I hope Gary doesn't mind me answering your question, but it it the honest to god truth.
Because the 25 cents or whatever the cost was, they didn't like it cause it wasn't going into one of their Contribution Boxes. As I remember the account, this "brother" stuck out his chest and gave Gary a belly bump.
A real a-hole.
Juni - I'm sure Gary will add to the story if he comes back to this thread.
Also the JW's at the conventions were told not to buy anything from the machines.
I've thought about dressing up in the ol suit and just going bathroom to bathroom leaving tracts in the stalls if you just left one or two in different stalls nobody would know.
Yes, Lore this is a perfect opportunity for you.
Make your cards or small flyers up. Part way through the day, each time you meet up with another "security" dog, hand him one and say "I just found some of these, so be on the look out for them in stacks"
Then walk away. Absolutely undercover brother!
Are you going to let the flyers stay up Lore?!?!?!
Lore - You could bring your own stash of apostate cards and fliers and leave them everywhere!! If anyone finds the stuff on you, you could just tell them that you confiscated it from the restroom!
Yes, Lore this is a perfect opportunity for you.
Make your cards or small flyers up. Part way through the day, each time you meet up with another "security" dog, hand him one and say "I just found some of these, so be on the look out for them in stacks"
Then walk away. Absolutely undercover brother!
LOL I think I will! This is supposed to be my lastDC ever, so I think I'll do something interesting... This could be pretty fun. Lore
DE you wrote: What the Hay! You've GOT to be kidding... (I've never been a dub, and after being on this board for 5 years, I thought I heard everything). Did they object to you "buying" on Sunday, or was it just because they were RAINBOW (sounds pagan) lifesavers? Scheeeesch
The convention cops belly pushed me and my 3 year old son away from the vending machine. They had put an "OUT OF ORDER" sign on it but it worked fine. The assembly was in Bismarck North Dakota and the Witness who had security guards guarding the vending machine was Dewayne Matz. I called him out like Wyatt Earp called Ike Clanton at the OK Corral but he was too gutless to come out.
The assembly my husband enjoyed the most was the one he spent on elevator duty, couldn't hear a thing!! lol
Unfortunately I wasn't so lucky!!
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