black mass - advice needed

by DeusMauzzim 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • DeusMauzzim
    DeusMauzzim

    Dear All,

    Can anyone give me advice on how to confiscate some of the wine and bread used at the Memorial Service without anyone noticing it?

    I need these items for a black mass.. hehe

    Regards,

    Deus Mauzzim

    *De Profundis*

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    You are on the Left-Hand Path aren't you Deus?

  • DeusMauzzim
    DeusMauzzim

    I do tend to identify more with Satan than with Jehovah nowadays :)

    Wonder what they would say to that at the Kingdom Hall :)

    this post is semi-serious :)

    Deus Mauzzim

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    I do tend to identify more with Satan than with Jehovah nowadays :)

    Wonder what they would say to that at the Kingdom Hall :)

    this post is semi-serious :)

    Deus Mauzzim

    Enjoy your pm brother!

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    I don't think you have to worry about being noticed. Those folks are so paralyzed they'll just stare in shock as you put some of the cracker in a baggie and pour the wine into a little tupperware cup with a lid. No one will stop you as you leave the KH.

  • Mum
    Mum

    Aren't Satan and Jehovah two sides of the same coin, opposing but with the same agenda in a sense?

    'Way back when, I think the Memorial "emblems" were available for sampling after the Memorial service was over.

    I don't think a black mass would be enhanced by the worthless JW bread and wine, as they are not transubstantiated.

    Regards,

    SandraC

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    I don't think a black mass would be enhanced by the worthless JW bread and wine, as they are not transubstantiated.

    Ouch!

    What a slam SandraC!

    Way to break it down.

  • Mum
    Mum

    How would a black mass be the opposite of a JW service? A sales meeting for bad literature loosely tied to the Satanic Bible would be more like it.

    Don't forget that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

    I hope you turn to another path to repudiate your Watchtower past.

    Regards again,

    SC

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Deus is just funnin' us Mum!

  • Mum
    Mum

    Thanks, nvr. I haven't lost much of my gullibility. Thanks for keeping score for me...

    Regards,

    SandraC

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