by AlphaOmega 6 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Found these at YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/user/Hizbrowneyez
Hope it hasn't been posted before.
So put a copy of Watchtower on your seat, pop off to the kitchen and make a flask of coffee. Then come back to your securely reserved seat and pretend that you are there.
AO
I guess I'd have to put a piece of iron on the chair and turn on the heater in order to make the experience complete, that and find a screaming child to take out and beat every five minutes like the rest of the drones.
W.Once
Too true... not to mention having a notebook and a large supply of pens at the ready.
The last ASSembly I went to was at the Stanley Theater!
Boy did that bring back memories
nj
I managed to watch about 5 seconds before I had to turn.
I alway found the acting in the dramas oscar-caliber.
Well, I didn't have any watchtowers, so I left my copy of CoC, I hope that will do.
No coffee, but I grabbed a beer and watched it NINJA STYLE!
Of course with all the wind breaking and uncontrollable pissing, it was a little hard to follow, but I managed to notice a thing or two.
Is it just me or are they trying to increase mass appeal by including more comedy? There were a number if pretty funny lines.
It's nice to see the WTS hasn't lost any of it's legendary finesse and subtlety. When I'm in the garage and I see a sledgehammer, I think 'Watchtowerhammer"
The emphasis on how Jah only works through 'his channel' and it is prideful to think that Jah could work thru any of us stupid little R&F...
I began to get the impression that the WTS is concerned that publishers might be spending the donation money collected in the field misery on donut breaks. Does this sound like it might be so?
I also noticed, by reading along at biblegateway that they added considerable material, altered some points, they twisted that account like wringing out a towel to squeeze what they wanted from it.
When did they stop having a 'modern' section, typically at the start and end to tie in what we learned with our day because we are all too stupid to make the conclusion?
I think we should all be grateful for this loving provision from our apostate brother, and try to stay in step with the Truth-of-the-Day, and be sure not to put any coins in the vending machines or wear jeans for a month before and after watching this!
What a crock!
Roller
