HMMMM or things that make you wonder

by blondie 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • blondie
    blondie
    Plunger
    Buy new: $10.06 $6.44
    6 Used & newfrom $6.44
    In Stock
  • brinjen
    brinjen

    Second hand toilet plungers? Or returned stock? That's a new one (no pun intended).

    Who sells (or returns) a toilet plunger?

    If it's second hand, is it a superior design that is no longer availible perhaps?

  • LtCmd.Lore
  • Open mind
    Open mind

    Don't think I'll be buying any used plungers in the near future.

    Mainly I just wanted to say your new avatar is sweet!!

    Always a big Deborah Harry fan.

    Open Mind

  • Effervescent
    Effervescent

    I guess that's a little like this one-

    alt

    Sometimes you just don't want to know....

  • blondie
    blondie

    Testing posting on JWD; won't take Word so can't preformat still.

    Crazy break test:

    WHY ALL SUFFERING IS SOON TO END

    "The Rock, perfect is his activity. "-DEUTERONOMY 32:4.

    Q1, 2) (a) Why do you cherish the hope of living forever? (b) What prevents many from believing in the God who makes wonderful promises for the future?

    1) Do you love to imagine life in Paradise? Maybe you see yourself exploring this marvelous planet and learning about its almost endless variety of living things. Or perhaps you ponder the satisfaction you will feel as you work with others to tend to the earth and help transform it into a global park. Or you may contemplate the talents you could develop in art, architecture, music, or other pursuits for which you can find no time in today's hectic life. In any case, you cherish the hope of living what the Bible calls "the real life"--life as Jehovah meant us to live it, with eternity in view.-1 Timothy 6:19.

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    Cheddar cheese comes with a "sale by date" that is at six months after production after that it is supposed to be passed its prime. Yet after six months it has matured more and is in fact of better quality from mild cheddar it has become medium mature cheddar. It is better after its sale date.

    That is a strange situation.

  • AllAlongTheWatchtower
    AllAlongTheWatchtower

    The seller isn't the NYPD is it? *ducks and runs*

  • blondie
    blondie

    Pretty gross and sad.

    On a lighter note:

    How can you be arrested for resisting arrest?

    What's the youngest you can die of old age?

    It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

    If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

    Every so often, go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.

    When you have a kid, buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When the kid gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.

    When a clown dies, do all his friends go to the funeral in one car.

  • Tatiana
    Tatiana

    Stop it, blondie. I am cracking up here. And I'm too tired to crack up.

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