I swear to god, I've gone absolutely insane!
Why you all ask? MY KIDS! Will the fighting stop? (lol) All you hear is "MOM, Jack is touching me!" "MOM, Lily did it!" "MOM, He/She is not sharing." "I'm telling! .....MOM?" (god when I hear this phrase all I want to do is hide in a closet...lol) Summer has started and the fighting has begun.
I remember thinking to myself, how I never wanted to used the "ole sayings" my mother would use on me(shudder) - such as: "You're walking on thin ice" or "I'll give you something to complain about"...lol We've all heard these. Anyway, I am outside trying to shield my plants from the heat(101 yesterday) and the kids are at it. It's 7am and they just started. God! So, here I am in my PJ's, doing yard work and I yell out "I'm going to Tar and Feather the both of you." My neighbors are still laughing at me, they enjoy my our entertainment!
When did I become the crazy lady on the block? I need a Vacation! Buttlight, care to join me on a adventure?
Anyone else going through this?