Another J W e mail

by NikL 43 Replies latest jw friends

  • NikL
    NikL

    I noticed another thread on this site relaying a stupid e mail making the rounds of Dubdom.

    Well I just got this one and I thought I would share...

    POWERFUL ILLUSTRATION

    AFTER THE PRAYER, THE LOCAL ELDER SLOWLY STOOD UP, WALKED UP TO THE
    PLATFORM AND, BEFORE HE GAVE HIS PUBLIC TALK, HE BRIEFLY INTRODUCED A GUEST
    SPEAKER.

    IN THE INTRODUCTION, THE ELDER TOLD THE CONGREGATION THAT THE GUEST
    SPEAKER WAS ONE OF HIS DEAREST CHILDHOOD FRIENDS FROM A FAR AWAY PLACE AND
    THAT HE WANTED HIM TO HAVE A FEW MOMENTS TO GREET THE CONGREGATION AND SHARE
    WHATEVER HE FELT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE FOR THE SERVICE. WITH THAT, AN ELDERLY
    MAN STEPPED UP TO PLATFORM AND BEGAN TO SPEAK.

    A FATHER, HIS SON, AND A FRIEND OF HIS SON WERE SAILING OFF THE

    PACIFIC COAST." HE BEGAN. "WHEN A FAST APPROACHING STORM BLOCKED ANY ATTEMPT
    TO GET BACK TO THE SHORE. THE WAVES WERE SO HIGH, THAT EVEN THOUGH THE
    FATHER WAS AN EXPERIENCED SAILOR, HE COULD NOT KEEP THE BOAT UPRIGHT AND THE
    THREE WERE SWEPT INTO THE OCEAN AS THE BOAT CAPSIZED."

    THE OLD MAN HESITATED FOR A MOMENT, MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH TWO

    TEENAGERS WHO WERE, FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE TALK BEGAN, LOOKING
    SOMEWHAT INTERESTED IN HIS STORY.

    THE AGED GENTLEMAN CONTINUED WITH HIS STORY, "GRABBING A RESCUE LINE, THE
    FATHER HAD TO MAKE THE MOST EXCRUCIATING DECISION OF HIS
    LIFE: TO WHICH BOY WOULD HE THROW THE OTHER END OF THE LIFE LINE.

    HE ONLY HAD SECONDS TO MAKE THE DECISION. THE FATHER KNEW THAT HIS SON WAS A
    CHRISTIAN AND HE LOVED JEHOVAH HE ALSO KNEW THAT HIS SON'S FRIEND WAS NOT
    AND HAD NOT LEARNED TO LOVE JEHOVAH.

    THE AGONY OF HIS DECISION COULD NOT BE MATCHED BY THE TORRENT OF WAVES. AS
    THE FATHER YELLED OUT, 'I LOVE YOU, SON!' HE THREW OUT THE LIFE LINE TO HIS
    SON'S FRIEND. BY THE TIME THE FATHER HAD PULLED THE FRIEND BACK TO THE
    CAPSIZED BOAT, HIS SON HAD DISAPPEARED BENEATH THE RAGING SWELLS INTO THE
    BLACK OF NIGHT. HIS BODY WAS NEVER RECOVERED!

    BY THIS TIME, THE TWO TEENAGERS WERE SITTING UP STRAIGHT, ANXIOUSLY
    WAITING FOR THE NEXT WORDS TO COME OUT OF THE AGED GENTLEMAN'S MOUTH.
    THE FATHER," HE CONTINUED, "KNEW HIS SON WOULD BE REMEMBERED BY JEHOVAH AND
    HE COULD NOT BEAR THE THOUGHT OF HIS SON'S FRIEND NOT LETTING JEHOVAH GET TO
    KNOW HIM BETTER AND HIM GETTING TO KNOW JEHOVAH AND THE PROMISES HE HAS IN
    STORE. THEREFORE, HE SACRIFICED HIS SON TO SAVE THE SON'S FRIEND. HOW GREAT
    IS THE LOVE OF GOD THAT HE DID THE SAME FOR US.
    OUR HEAVENLY FATHER SACRIFICED HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON SO THAT WE COULD BE
    SAVED. I URGE YOU TO ACCEPT HIS OFFER TO RESCUE YOU AND TAKE A HOLD OF THE
    LIFE LINE HE IS THROWING OUT TO YOU " WITH THAT, THE OLD GENTLEMAN TURNED
    AND SAT BACK DOWN IN HIS CHAIR AS SILENCE FILLED THE ROOM.

    THE ELDER AGAIN WALKED SLOWLY TO THE PLATFORM AND DELIVERED A BRIEF TALK
    WITH AN INVITATION AT THE END TO START A BIBLE STUDY WITH SOMEONE HERE AT
    THE KINGDOM HALL. HOWEVER, NO ONE RESPONDED TO THE APPEAL.
    WITHIN MINUTES AFTER THE SERVICE ENDED, THE TWO TEENAGERS WERE AT THE OLD
    MAN'S SIDE. "THAT WAS A NICE STORY," POLITELY BUT SARCASTICALLY STATED ONE
    OF THEM, "BUT I DON'T THINK IT WAS VERY REALISTIC FOR A FATHER TO GIVE UP
    HIS ONLY SON'S LIFE IN HOPES THAT THE OTHER BOY WOULD BECOME A CHRISTIAN AND
    LOVE GOD."

    WELL, YOU'VE GOT A POINT THERE," THE OLD MAN REPLIED GLANCING DOWN AT HIS
    WORN BIBLE. A BIG SMILE BROADENED HIS NARROW FACE AND HE ONCE AGAIN LOOKED
    UP AT THE BOYS AND SAID, "IT SURE ISN'T VERY REALISTIC, IS IT?
    BUT I'M STANDING HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU THAT THIS STORY GIVES ME A GLIMPSE
    OF WHAT IT MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE FOR JEHOVAH GOD TO GIVE UP HIS SON FOR ME.

    YOU SEE...

    I WAS THAT FATHER AND YOUR CIRCUIT OVERSEER IS MY SON'S FRIEND.

    West Cong., Spartanburg, SC

  • rwagoner
    rwagoner

    ***** Sorry, I just thew up into my mouth a little there.

    That whole story just makes me want to puke.

  • fleaman uk
    fleaman uk

    jesus christ

    what these ***** will believe eh :(

  • steve2
    steve2
    YOU SEE...

    I WAS THAT FATHER AND YOUR CIRCUIT OVERSEER IS MY SON'S FRIEND.

    The son may have sunk beneath the waves, but I swear if I read anything else like this today, I'll sink beneath a growing glob of maple syrup. I suppose the two teenagers then wanted to be baptized on the spot.

  • gymbob
    gymbob

    I wonder how the old dude would feel if he ever found out the truth about 'The Truth", that he lost his son and made the bonehead play of his life for a publishing company....

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    Let's file this one away in the realm of things that would never ever happen.

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    Stuff like this used to get passed around informally by JW's, even before the era of e-mail.

    Sad to say, I probably would have swallowed this when I was in the organization.

  • Mary
    Mary
    "...YOU SEE...I WAS THAT FATHER AND YOUR CIRCUIT OVERSEER IS MY SON'S FRIEND...."

    Yet another dumb fictional story that will no doubt make it's way into Dubdumb legend.

  • brinjen
    brinjen

    Yet, they wonder why people look at them and scream CULT!

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