Why, why can't a girl start the lawn Mower? (page 4)

greenhornet

What will happen you will get it started and just as you start cutting your husband will wake up and take over. Its a guy thing it happened to me when I was married.

restrangled

Finally free

C'mon, even my BBQ has a push button starter!

Yep, FF, I did accomplish a great dinner on the old bbq tonight. On the other hand never did get that other machine started....and damn my elbow hurts.....not like I didn't try.

My two wonderful fellows are as follows: One is sound asleep the other still at work

r.

liquidsky

Why, why can't a girl start the lawn Mower?

That's what husbands are for! I have'nt had to start the lawn mower in 11 years.

FlyingHighNow

I started one once. At least I think I did. That was in 1986. That was the first and last time I mowed the lawn.

jaguarbass

I'm thinking if the grass is 5 inches tall that the mower is broke. If its not broke it would start on 1 or 2 pulls.

horrible life

Ok, story alert. You all should know I am full of them. (or something)

I was 13 years old, with an older brother. I begged to mow the lawn. It looked fun. He agreed, said it needed gas. So I poured it in. I think I more splashed all over the lawn mower, than got in the tank. But that wasn't a big deal. It was dirty anyway. I put it right next to our house, so it wouldn't roll. Two good tugs, is all it needed.... To burst into flames!!!

I screamed for help, mom called the Fire Department, my brother ran out and pulled it away from the house, two firetrucks came, 20-30 neighborhood kids, on bikes and on foot. The firemen quickly assessed the situation, and came back with a small fire extinguisher. Show over.

I have never even attempted to mow again.

eclipse

((((horrible life)))),

Sorry to laugh at your expense!! but that was one of the funniest stories I have ever read, you told it so well!

restrangled

Ok, I am going to fess up to a few things here that aren't so girly...

I have installed sinks with all the plumbing, toilets, ceiling fans, lighting fixtures, new outlets, and new breakers.

I have installed under water pool lights, pool pumps, wood flooring and other misc. jobs.....

So my question still stands, why don't they make mowers that girls can start?!!!!!!

Too late now.....I can't mow anything tonight.

Tomorrow, because I live in Florida the grass will be 1 inch taller and that much harder to mow....damn I'm mad.

r.

hubert

I have installed sinks with all the plumbing, toilets, ceiling fans, lighting fixtures, new outlets, and new breakers.
I have installed under water pool lights, pool pumps, wood flooring and other misc. jobs.....

Okay, now with all that knowledge, we just GOT to get you to start that mower. Then you'll have done it all.

By the way...."Your a better (wo)man than I am......Hubert, of the not so Gunga Din class.

Terry

Why, why can't a girl start the lawn mower?

Because it takes a strong jerk to do it!

Why, why can't a girl start the lawn Mower?

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