spiritual food

by bigdreaux 13 Replies latest social humour

  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux

    we always heard about spiritual food, and i always thought, is jehovah a good cook? would his "spiritual food" be pleasing. the message sure isn't. so, in your opinion, what does spiritual food taste like?

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    I found I always had to put plenty of hot sauce on it just to be able to get it down.

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    Whatever it tastes like, it would probably give you salmonella or ecoli. It would definitely have to be washed down with a few tequila shooters.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Whatever it tastes like, it would probably give you salmonella or ecoli. It would definitely have to be washed down with a few tequila shooters.

    Good point keyser! That explains why I always needed a few drinks after the School and Service Meeting.

  • garybuss
    garybuss

    I don't trust that god guy with food or fruit after I heard how he baited that Adam dude and Eve girl with food. He's a sneaky sucker.

  • heathen
    heathen

    It tastes like Sh$T and comes with a hammer to the head to make sure it goes down.

  • MeneMene
    MeneMene

    My taking in WTS spiritual food now I think would be much like my cat's reaction to the white chalky medicine I am having to give him for a few days.

    It really makes him gag!!

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    As I have said before -

    If you are dying of starvation even chicken nuggets with a 50% content of ground up beaks and claws taste yummy.

    Take a holiday from these defrost and microwave spiritual banquets, live life more fully and you taste the phoney additives and fake coloings.

    HB ( of the "Heaving up Beaks 'n' claws" class )

  • bluebell
    bluebell

    well i think the stuff that the wts feeds the r&f with has some kind of sleep inducing, brain numbing poison!

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    bOrg spiritual food Is empty of calories and nutrition, full of additives (lies), and so bland of flavor that people eat it only because they think they have to.

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