May I have some comments, please?

by Kent 32 Replies latest jw friends

  • dungbeetle
    dungbeetle

    Link or no link, at least we're having fun with this.

    Do we here at JW.com know how to party or WHAT!!!

    Dungbeetle...so much dung, so little time...

  • somebody
    somebody

    lol@hillary_step and dungbeetle

    I'm having fun too!

    we better be careful with this thread though, or else Farkel will come out and counsel us!

    peace,
    somebody...of the Farkel is a poopey-head class.

  • seven006
    seven006

    Think, I believe you, I really do. I knew once I left for a while everyone would start acting like a cute little furry animals from a Mother Goose story. Iv been wonderful, for the second time in my life I have touched the bottom of the pool, but I know if I keep my hopes up and put a smile on my face everything should start coming up roses. I love life's roller coaster, it builds character and makes me appreciate the simpler things in life, like breathing.

    As far as trusting you, well,.... of course I do. I trust everyone, some just a little more then others. I just quit smoking after 17 years, I want to torture butterflies and use new born kittens for fire place logs.

    How have you been?

    Dave

  • somebody
    somebody
    I knew once I left for a while everyone would start acting like a cute little furry animals from a Mother Goose story.

    damn...does that mean I should delete my last comment?

    peace,
    somebody
    PS...I can still be a cute little furry animal though, right?

  • dungbeetle
    dungbeetle

    ((((((((seven006)))))))

    Conmgratualtions. Being that I work as a nurse, I'm very happy to hear that you've quit smoking.

    Feel better soon.

    Dungbeetle...so much dung, so little time...

  • closer2fine
    closer2fine

    Dungbeetle -

    Do we here at JW.com know how to party or WHAT!!!

    Hell yes.

    closer

    Mean People Produce
    Little Mean People

  • seven006
    seven006

    Somebody,

    You can be whom ever you choose to be. This is the 21st century, there are no more rules.

  • messenger
    messenger

    ttp://watchtower.observer.org/apps/pbcs.dll/artikkel?NoCache=1&Dato=20011015&Kategori=NEWS&Lopenr=110150008&Ref=AR

    "invalid article key"

    What can it mean? Is this some type of metaphor to life or the coded secret to hidden bank accounts Wt maintains? Perhaps this is apostate subterfuge to draw us away from spiritual things. Is the word "dato" a code name for a wt mole who is going to reveal deep dark secrets on an upcoming television program? Could the word lopenr stand for Jennifer Lopez as the new secret weapon for WT to use to bring in new converts. Is she really studying?

    As we know the word invalid can refer to a person who is handicapped mentally or physically could this be referring to the authorship of WT and Awake articles? What is the real key to invalid articles? Could it be senile old men?

    No Kent, please stop, this has to many deep meanings and raises too many questions as to the purpose of life and why we are here. When Kent goes this deep I have to wonder if he secretly subconsciously believes in GOD!

    KENT PLEASE GET BACK IN THE SHALLOW WATER BEFORE YOU GET TO DEEP!

  • seven006
    seven006

    <<((((((((seven006)))))))
    Conmgratualtions. Being that I work as a nurse, I'm very happy to hear that you've quit smoking.>>

    Dear Dung,

    Being that I am not working for the first time after thirty some odd years because of the fucked up economy I'm glad I quit smoking too. I find that if you take advantage of stress and add more stress to your existing stress the level of stress becomes so stressful that the original amount of stress that you were stressing about is diminished by the additional stress that overrides the original stress. You almost get to the point where you are in a euphoric level of stress that lifts you to a point of a stress overdose. It's kind of like snorting pure lime Kool-Aid, it's quite a rush.

    The trick to quitting smoking is to go completely out of your mind. I, being a logical person, have taken advantage of my temporary state of uncertainty and have chosen to push the edge of the envelope. I have always said that when this or that happens in a positive note that I would quit smoking. I have promised my kids so this time I have to do it. So I decided instead of waiting for positive things to happen I'll just take advantage of a state of total shit and quit in the middle of it. So far it's working.

    Now I know why Ozzy Osborne bit the heads off of chickens.

    Dave

  • lauralisa
    lauralisa

    Well, Kent,

    You asked (very politely!) for some comments... so far, you've gotten some pretty good comments, don't you think? And as far as I can tell, NO ONE is just reading them right from the paragraph.

    lauralisa

    It's only water from a stranger's tear (Peter Gabriel)

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