Jehovah's Witnesses on the game show Jeopardy

by NotaNess 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • NotaNess
    NotaNess

    Here's the Visual...

    Tonight is JW Jeopardy night. 2 suits and a dress are standing behind the contestant podiums with buzzers in hand. Tribec starts to unveil the topics on the tv screens to the 3. You, as the question and answer director, have uploaded your TOPICS to the main computer.

    What were your 6 Topics?

    You can even throw out some answers if you want (the way the contestants have to say them of course)

  • betterdaze
    betterdaze

    1. Pagan Bible Origins
    2. Cult Mind Control
    3. Anti-Christ
    4. Tax Evasion
    5. Russell
    6. Rutherford

    Alternates would be "Internet Porn" or "Faking Field Service" because you have to throw them a bone about *something* they're familiar with. ;-)

    ~Sue

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    BBQing JW`s for Roast Dub Sandwich`s

  • horrible life
    horrible life

    smurfs, cute or demonic

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    As Alex Trebek would say, "Here are the categories for the first round of Jeopardy":

    Society presidents

    Missed Prophetic Dates

    Old Light / New Light

    Organizational Titles

    Allowed and Disallowed Blood Fractions

    Dances you can't do

    Al Yankovic lost on Jeopardy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_JIg9NB47M

  • Mum
    Mum

    Floor Polishing

    Window Cleaning

    Territory Map Reading

    Congregation Gossip

    Extremist Muslim Avoidance

    Door-to-Door Careers

    Careers for Dropouts

    Apostate Bashing

    Reasons for Male Supremacy

    Rules for Female Submission

    Apostate Literature/Old Watchtower Publications

    Flashing Light/ Flip-Flops

    Prohibited Sex Practices

    Double Standards

  • reneeisorym
    reneeisorym

    Answer for the category: Prohibited Sex Practices

    A homosexual act involving the mouth that is forbidden between a heterosexual married couple.

    (Would that fit?)

  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux

    would that fit?

    mine usually doesn't. lol

  • reneeisorym
    reneeisorym

    would that fit?

    mine usually doesn't. lol

    I was talking about the answer fitting on the blue jeopardy screen, bigdreaux!!! I so did not see that coming.

  • NotaNess
    NotaNess

    Oh Gosh, you're setting him up again!!!!

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