ODE TO BIGDREAUX

by snowbird 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Bigdreaux said he was thinking about attending the last day of the FTC Convention. Here's a little ditty I wrote for him:

    So, bigdreaux, did you go

    to the Big Show?

    If you went, were you spent

    from all the rambling

    along with the ambling?

    Or, did you say

    Hey! No way!

    I'd rather be gambling!

    Snowbird

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    I"ll bet Bigdreaux
    Went to the show
    What he thought about most
    Is what he would post

    In JWD Land
    Where his friends understand
    That he sat through the session
    He hated with a passion

  • esw1966
    esw1966

    nice!

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    Ol' Bigdreaux
    Drove not flew
    Could not walk
    Had a rock in his shoe
    The rock made a hole
    in the middle of his soul
    So he used some glue
    O'l' Bigdreaux

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    As Bigdreaux sat in his chair

    He felt great pain in his derriere

    For all that useless orientation

    Had given him some awful constipation

  • poppers
    poppers

    Thanks for the laugh guys. I got my dose of high falutin' culture for the day.

  • MinisterAmos
    MinisterAmos

    I brought the RV and was BBQ'ing chicken and steak all through lunch break but nobody introduced themselves.

    Anyone know what all the W. bound traffic was about? I've never seen it that bad at mid-day on a weekend before. It was even worse on Saturday.

  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux

    ohhhhhhh guyyyyyssss now i offically feel like part of the group. i'm so happy.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    As my grandkids would say, you guys are tight! Gotta love it.

    Snowbird

  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux

    hells yeah, we got us some poets on dis here board.

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