I want to apologize to everyone, for everything.

by nvrgnbk 126 Replies latest jw friends

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Two questions.

    1. Do you really look like Gwen Stefani?

    2. Do you really smell good?

  • daystar
    daystar

    nvr

    Oh, you're an attention whore, and you know it.

    Welcome back.

  • smellsgood
    smellsgood

    Hey baby hey baby hey!

    LOOK like Gwen hmmmm,,,,*ponders* *checks herself out in the mirror* I must concede that I do look a wee bit like her. Long blonde hair, white chick, 5'8"...yeah, she looks a bit like me, only I'm waaaaay hotter.

    smellsgood is a frame of mind really, it's far deeper than just ones bodily odor. It's about brotherhood and smelling, and feeling good.

    I think sometimes I may smell verrrry good. Sometimes pizza smellsgood. Donuts always smellsgood. I notice it every time now when I say "Mmmmmm, smellsgood" and am remindided that that's probably the scenario that preceded my registering on JWD by a few brief moments. Ok you didn't ask for a thesis.

    I betcha Gwen Stefani....


    ...smellsgood

    "I'm feeling yummy head to toe
    you see me
    ain't got no patience so let's go
    you see me
    look, I'm diet drama
    wanna spend the night don't bring pajamas
    man there's so much heat beneath these clothes"

    -Ms. Stefani, "Yummy", Sweet Escape Prodizzled by Pharizzled.

  • smellsgood
    smellsgood

    hey cool I just noticed my IP address changes from post to post....I wonder why???? Did I do something clever without even knowing it?

  • smellsgood
    smellsgood

    ok it didn't do it that time. I must not be clever :(

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    I've been told the JWD site software scrambles the IP address into a "hash" so it can't be tracked back to you, but the rest of us will see the same "hash" code if you try using multiple usernames.

    Having said that, the "hash" did change from your first post to the second. Did you post from two different locations?

    Open Mind

  • smellsgood
    smellsgood

    Open Mind,

    nooope, I've been sitting in my basement on my rear this entire time, using the only computer in the house. Maybe there's some cool software my brother installed before he gave it to us!

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    I've been looking at some of my own "hash" marks. (eewwww. gross.) It looks like they stay the same for a while and then get "re-hashed" periodically.

    That's about as geeky as I can get. Did I mention I hate computers?

    Open Mind

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    I've been told the JWD site software scrambles the IP address into a "hash" so it can't be tracked back to you, but the rest of us will see the same "hash" code if you try using multiple usernames.

    Having said that, the "hash" did change from your first post to the second. Did you post from two different locations?

    Open Mind

    Does anyone even smoke that stuff anymore? Warlock

  • gumby
    gumby

    nvrgnbk,

    I'll come over and give you a nutsack buffin like you've never had and you'll feel like a million bucks buddy.

    Your probably depressed and the whole world is frowning on you in your eyes. Once the depression lifts, they all seem to be smiling.

    Your just a dude going through a phase.....trust me.

    Gumby

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