Clap signs: Just brought to mind that you might want to purchase a clapper, you know the hand shaped clackity kind they sell at ball games? Oh, and bring a lighter and light it when they say "awsome" things like concert goers do at rock concerts. I would light my lighter if I went, again!
Well, I'va made it through Friday.....
by still_in74 23 Replies latest jw experiences
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White Dove
I've seen some of the fixer uppers that a couple of JWs have. They never fixed them up! Can't cuz wife didn't work and pioneered full time
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changeling
While you're sitting in the convention, do you find your mind wandering and making plans for where to go to dinner? Do you pass notes to your family and friends with restaurant suggestions?
Have a great weekend!!!
changeling
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nvrgnbk
If any of you ever see me about to enter a District Convention, or any other JW meeting for that matter, either kill me or have me committed to a mental-health facility.
Please.
If you love me, you'll do that for me. LOL!
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mimimimi
"I've seen some of the fixer uppers that a couple of JWs have. They never fixed them up! Can't cuz wife didn't work and pioneered full time" Well, that's the whole point, didn't you know? You are not supposed to fix them up because that would take time away from Jehovah.
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changeling
nvrgnbk: I love you, I'll kill you. I was raised a witness, I know how to split my personality.
changeling
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nvrgnbk
nvrgnbk: I love you, I'll kill you.
Thank you changeling. That really means alot that you would do that for me.
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bigdreaux
yeah nvr, i'll kill you just to do it. :)
say what, i know excately what your talking about with the laughs at the stupidest crapt. like, any time a kid answers. aweeee isn't that so cute. no matter what they say, it gets a chuckle out of the congregation.
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LeslieV
You certainly have my sympathy sitting through that trash. Just think you only have two more days of the same garbage.
Come on back with us awful apostates.
Leslie
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Dawn
You know....some of the colliseums where they hold these conventions have wireless internet access. If you had a laptop you could surf the web while you were at the assembly. If you sat up high in the bleachers with noone behind you...you could even surf porn! I don't belive I just said that! Sorry - I couldn't resist - it just sounded too funny to me.