Name Things You Admire About Jehovah's Witnesses

by minimus 41 Replies latest jw friends

  • Shawn10538
    Shawn10538

    They don't support war.

  • restrangled
    restrangled

    Their ability to throw away relationships at the drop of a hat.

    Their ability to ignore reality......this is quite a an accomplishment!

    Their ability to keep up the charade no matter how tired they are and no matter how many years they've put in.

    Their ability to sit through 5 meetings a week, some after 70 years.

    Their ability to believe Armageddon is coming tomorrow despite the fact that it has been dangled in front of their faces for almost 100 years.

    r.

  • yaddayadda
    yaddayadda

    Their neutrality in times of war.

    That they've dumped many of the false dogmas taught by most other religions (trinity, hellfire, etc).

  • Quandry
    Quandry

    I know I had the ability to sit still for hours at a time at a Convention, listening to boring speakers, and not fall asleep.

  • ex-nj-jw
    ex-nj-jw

    Nothing, I really tried to think of something...still came up with a blank

  • jaguarbass
    jaguarbass

    They can lie and keep a straight face.

  • moshe
    moshe

    They don't act depressed about wearing a "Kick Me" sign on their buttocks.

    They don't act depressed about having to clean carpets at the age of 70 because they have no pension or retirement account.

    They don't act depressed about driving a 20 year old sedan with 200,000 miles out in service.

    They can still sit down and smile, too, after taking it up the keester from the F&DS in NYC their entire JW life.

  • Backed away
    Backed away

    I WAS TAUGHT IF YOU HAVE NOTHING GOOD TO SAY, SAY NOTHING AT ALL.....................................................

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    JOHN

  • JWdaughter
    JWdaughter

    Their inhuman ability to breathe with their heads stuck up their--er, with their heads in the sand.

  • reneeisorym
    reneeisorym

    Their ability to do things they don't want to do and act like they enjoy it..

    More husbands need this quality.

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