For your enjoyment!

by watson 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    Her sudden movement startled me and made me start to twitch I grabbed her hair and yelled, "Get out of my face, you stupid bitch!" Cog is a poet too! (sorry, couldn't resist!)

  • cognizant dissident
    cognizant dissident

    If you liked that one nvrgnbk, here's another verse.

    See there that single sister...Satan really put her to the test!

    And though it wasn't by choice, she accepted the gift of singleness. So now forever more her vagina will stay tight She hopes the elders never learn she masturbates each night! Cog is bad

  • cognizant dissident
    cognizant dissident

    This sister here never misses a step! Her life must be ideal, But the things she experiences behind closed doors she'll never reveal. Yes, her husband is a pervert, but she just can't face what's real! While she is so busy marching, her child's innocence he steals! Cog is very bad...

  • bluebell
    bluebell
    And so I found my place in line, no time left to debate

    yup you're not allowed to think!

    there is a poem in the place where im working at the moment - "what if the prophet mohammed came to vist" that is pretty bad, I'm sure I heard a similar one about how you would change if Jesus was living with you.

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    Expanding off DJK's noble thoughts:

    On their heads were helmets; they carried shields of faith.
    Breastplates covered up their hearts, well girded were their waists.

    Head to toe they draped themselves; enough most men to sicken.
    'Twas very little wonder then, their menfolk choked the chicken.

    Open Mind

  • reneeisorym
    reneeisorym
    Oh yes, and there's my sister with her young ones single file. She keeps the family marching while her husbands on the front lines.

    Almost sounds like Daddy is in the army!!!! I know better.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    Cog is very bad...

    .........................

  • watson
    watson

    BTT.

    Sorry, but there's some funny stuff here.

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