Ballad of Jed Clampett - JW Style (page 2)

Scully

An old rendition of mine is posted here: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/15537/1.ashx

The Ballad of the Watchtower Hillbillies (by Scully)
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Now listen to a story about the Watchtower Crew
The followers’ll tellya everything They say is True
But then one day when the sky was clear and blue
The closet door flew open and there they were with U…..
N that is……
United Nations, shenanigations

Well the Wild Beast admitted to a 9 year long love fest
With old Uncle Miltie and Freddie and the rest
The Governing Body was caught with their pants down
Whoring with the Wild Beast without so much as a reach-around
“Do not touch the disgusting thing”
Hear ‘em sing……

Folks were all a-flutter about this Unholy mess
Accusations and denials flew in alt.religion.jehovahs-witn(ess)
Finally from Brooklyn came the ‘reassuring’ word
“Yes we were affiliated; what on earth is so absurd??”
It was writ
Hypocrite

Lloyd and Uncle Miltie were caught with their pants down
Cavorting with the Great Red Beast that makes good jWs frown
“Touch not the unclean and disgusting thing” the Watchtower would say
Yet here they were, in secret, a-going ‘all the way’
“What you sow
You shall reap”

The Friends all gathered ‘round and rallied their support
“The Brothers had their reasons, no matter what the sort”
It made no difference, the years of filthy lies
About whoring with the Scarlet Beast, without an alibi
Fornicate
Then berate

Really when you’ve thought on it, it should come as no surprise
That a loving God will expose a Wicked Wolf in disguise
They are not at all held dear as favored sons and daughters
So have no fear, their end is near, get ready for the slaughter
The Beast will turn
Let the REAL Harlot burn

Dear friends and neighbours take a warning about this and other cults
They want to control the minds of all, children and adults
Recruiting new members with talk of Paradise
To charm the unsuspecting and ensnare them in their evil pack of lies
They’re uncouth
It ain’tThe Truth™

The moral of the story is that cultish crap piles deep
The leaders do whatever they want and keep the membership asleep
Caught compromising with the Scarlet Beast, don’t you dare expect them to weep
After all, it’s over a hundred years that they’ve been screwing “sheep”
Break free
From Beastiality

Y'all come back now, y'hear!!

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Dragonlady76

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Confession

Here's my "Gilligan's Crazy Island"... Originally posted here: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/25/110985/1.ashx

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip,
that started when my grandmother
found someone on her step.

He said some words that made her change--
they fell not on deaf ears.
It impacted our family
for more than sixty years,
for more than sixty years…

When learning that it was not true
and that she’d made some gaffes,
I did not know if I should cry
or howl with crazy laughs,
or howl with crazy laughs…

Well now that I’m the only one
to figure all this out,
I’m horrifiiiiiied.
I’m friggin’ bluuuue.
My familyyyy
may soon shun meeee.
Oh, Grandma Dear?
If you’d only kept your door shut tight,
we'd have brains that work riiiiiight!

But you guys are seriously dating yourselves....Gilligan's Island? Beverly Hillbilies? (actually, I LOVED those shows!!) Gymbob

Ballad of Jed Clampett - JW Style

babygirl75

Scully

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Dragonlady76

Confession

SixofNine

Stealth453

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