Dirty Field Service Moments

saywhat29

Hey Everybody!

I thought it would be fun to share some of your nasty/funniest/embarrassing/messed up/dirty field service stories- witnesses get off on driving around and sharing their stories with each other since... they usually have nothing else in common with the people they are driving around in field service with- BUT field service itself.

And you know I'm right, driving around listening to Brother and Sister so-and-so tell you about their amazing study.. who will never ever step inside of a kingdum hall in their lives (smart folks I have to say)

So here's one of mine- a favorite:

I remember being out in field service at one time- myself and a brother who was like a mentor of mine at the time and was trying to take me under his wing. He was busy asking me about my hobbies and what not and I couldn't say comic books and R rated movies so i just said something stupid and blew him off to throw him off of my trail. He went on about getting out more and getting baptized, blah blah blah.

So anyways, we come to this one door- my door, of course. This guy opens the door and God.. HOT! Muscled, chisled guy, bald head with a tight black shirt on. And he had to be gay or bi or not all that straight (he has been in my fantasy for about five years or so) because it said something really gay on the front of his shirt in pink. PINK! So i stammered about, knowing what this guy was (or thinking I did) and still denying who i was... trying to not oogle his chest and what not. And surprisingly, he took the magazines...

But inside i knew that I could never go back to that house again, even though the brother was encouraging me too. I didn't know why I couldn't go back- I just knew I couldn't!

Now... I wish i had . *sighs*

Besides that, I also had some girls just throwing themselves at me. Not trying to sound all cocky, but I'm not a bad looking guy in my mind, and some girls would just come to the door, looking a mess (it is 9 in the morning, so they are forgiven) and see me and get all bashful and shy, or they would take it with a suggestive look. Poor things didn't even know that I'd much rather have their husbands/boyfriends/ or brothers to have answered the door instead. Like I didn't have a hard time getting girls my age to ever take a magazine.

There's no way for that not to seem cocky huh?

So anybody else thought about doing naughty things to the householders or was it just me?

PrimateDave

I remember going to a door once where this young guy, probably mid 20s, came to the door without a shirt, and he had these HUGE pecs. I mean they seemed almost out of proportion to the rest of his build, and he wasn't fat or anything. It was just like all he ever did was bench press. So, I tried not to stare at these huge pecs, mind you, and go through with the presentation. I wouldn't call it a "dirty" moment, just kinda embarrassing.

Dave

dawg

U bunch of fornicators... I won't be able to talk to you ever again. Nah! I never had squat happen. I did have a hot lady while I was repairing her washer try to give me some honey but her husband, who was supposed to be at work and had come home unexpectly keep the nasty from happening, but that was last year and not in sevice... no fornication for me.

bigdreaux

i was out in service with this hot milf sister. we went at it right in the middle of the street. people were stopping and taking pictures.....at least, that's how it went in my head. lol

darth frosty

bigdreaux- That happened to me all the time.

eclipse

LMAO @ bigdreaux and darth !

franzy

when i was at bethel most of my field service was in greenwich village.
two moments come to mind.

another bethel brother and i were in an apartment building. a nicely built
young guy opens the door wide, wearing some type of thong. in plain sight,
on a bed in that same room, was his naked male lover in a supine position.
the guy who answered the door was obviously enjoying the moment of our
distress. i'm not gay, so i just felt frightened, like i was way out of
my league at that moment. the funny thing was for two prissy bethel boys
to try to pretend that nothing was amiss, and to quickly say something to
give a witness and offer literature. can't remember how that part went.

i had made some sort of literature placement with a beautiful young woman.
so i took a young bethel sister with me to make the return visit. turns
out the boyfriend was there, too. ok, we all sit down, then boyfriend says
he wants to show us some pictures. fine, he hands each of us a sheaf of
photos. we start to look at the pictures, and we're looking at pictures
of the two of them making love....well, we got out of there with our lives,
but my head was buzzing for days. that woman was very appealling to me,
and i don't refer to the photos, which i barely saw. i wondered what would
have happened if i had gone on the rv by myself....that was one of the times
that i was conscious of longing to taste the forbidden fruit.

franzy

SnakesInTheTower

i once went to a door when I was a young MS (early 20s). another older MS (in his 30s) and I went to a door. We were all pioneering....the other brother took the door and a young woman answered. All the other brother could see was her face and her long t-shirt.....welll...that t-shirt wasnt allthat long... I was facing the door from the hinge side looking in...and I got a full moon shot.....(and a nice moon as I recall). That T-shirt was not covering anything really.....

when I got back to the car, i advised the brother that "maybe his wife should take that door next time...." when he asked why, I told him (in front of his wife..another pioneer) what I seen,,,of course, she took the call after that! As I recall, her husband did not go back except to introduce his wife to the return visit and turned it over to her....

Ive always been amazed how folks can come to the door wearing next to nothing (or nothing at all). In my line of work, I love it when that happens...if they have the body to support that view that is....

SnakesInTheTower (of the "appreciating the fit female form" Sheep Class)

Nulite

I had a really good return visit that I thought was a black woman with really big hands. Turns out one day it forgot to shave. Freaked me out. I was like 18. The lover was a village people looking biker guy (white w/mustache). They were really cool people. Turns out the black guy was a transexual. Naked people at door stories happen all the time with my friends...

NL

babygirl75

I'll never forget this....

My best friend at the time and me went to this one door, it was an old trailer with junk all around it that had a screen door and the other door was pulled open. We knocked and then noticed that the TV was right there with a porn on. Just then a naked man picked around the corner of the door and said can I help you? We then figured out that him and his hand were having quite a good time and we were interupting. I rambled out off something about us there to talk about the bible but could see he was busy and we would come back at a better time! We then took off from there laughing our asses off!!

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