<------------------ Now I command you to make me laugh. Or suffer dire consequences.
I am your Master...
by exwitless 15 Replies latest jw friends
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misanthropic
SWEET! Congrats exwitless! whooooooHoooooo!!
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free2think
Congrats Exwitless.
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Little Drummer Boy
I am you Master...
Only here sweety. Only here.
j/k
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nvrgnbk
Congrats exwitless!
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exwitless
Only here sweety. Only here.
You're just jealous.
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jaguarbass
Two Jewish men, Abe and Al were sitting in a Mexican restaurant.Abe, asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico"? Al replied, "I dont know lets ask our waiter.
When the watier came by Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews"? And the waiter said, "I don't know Senior, I'll ask the cooks". He returned from the kitchen and in a few minutes he said, "No sir, no Mexican Jews."
Al wasn't really satisfied with that and he asked, "Are you absolutely sure?" The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the expected answer, "I will check again, Senior", and went back to the kitchen.
While the waiter was away, Abe, said, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere"
The waiter returned and said, "Senior, the head cook said there is no Mexican Jews. Al asked once again,"I cant believe there are no Mexican Jews."
"Senior, I ask everyone," replied the exasperated waiter, "All we have is Orange Jews, Prune Juice, Tomato Jews, and Grape Jews."
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changeling
Another narcisist. John Doe will be extatic.
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Little Drummer Boy
caution changeling
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exwitless
Jaguarbass Thanks!