These are too funny. However, you have a couple of misspelled words: it's 'cut and dried (not dry)' and "mistakenly (not mistakingly)' ....
I'm not picking on you, but these will get very wide distribution and it seems a shame to have them discounted by viewers because of a couple of errors that you can easily fix.
willyloman,
I'm just having fun with this stuff. Don't be such a grammar nazi, bro.