You have just passed an STD test. Do you want to risk getting cooties on your naughty bits with a woman?!
I hate to say it but he brings up an excellent point...
Desperate....please help!!!
by kerj2leev 21 Replies latest jw friends
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misanthropic
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kerj2leev
your naughty bits
Bits make it sound so small...
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Annie Over
I still need a cowboy hat!! Damn it You can have my cowboy hat, I traded it for a cat. NOw how do I get out of this yellow?
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kerj2leev
Second thought, I don't look cool in cowboy hats, some like Junction guy can pull it off, Me I look like I should be picking fruit. Damn
I know what your getting from secret Santa this year!
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SixofNine
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE (pic below)...Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 972-***-**** and ask for "Daisy."
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JK666
At least Daisy would give unconditional love.
JK
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Junction-Guy
Good point JK666, Sometimes having a pet can help bring some happiness to your life.
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misanthropic
Poor Daisy...
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talesin
I have one of those, but it's a cat. She doesn't need to be 'walked', she goes hunting instead, snuggles, thinks I'm perfect, fetches stuff and ever't'ing.
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jaguarbass
Help me out here, I am very open minded and tolerant. But its hard to tell the players without a program.
I look at your avatar, you appear to be a woman, which is cool, but half the people here are the opposite sex of their avatar. Gay and lesbian is cool. But on a previous post you said you had a ding dong.
Are you a hermaphrodite?
I give. Whats your line?
