Don't you just hate

by John Doe 41 Replies latest jw friends

  • JK666
    JK666

    Questions From Readers - September 2007

    "Is it okay for a Jehovah's Witness to eat boogers?"

    Clearly a Christian would want to weigh the Scriptures, and their spiritual health before beginning this practice. In lieu of no scriptures pertaining to the subject being in the Bible, one would want to look for guidance before making a personal decision. Jehovah has given us a "faithful slave" to do our thinking for us about booger eating. (Mt. 24:45-47)

    There are many things to consider prior to consumption of said booger. Is it a pure greenie, or is their any blood on it? We would not want to violate Jehovah's prohibition on blood! Of course, if upon visual inspection it is determined by the Hospital Liason Comittee that the booger only has appropriate fractions of blood on it, the the eating of it would be a consciense matter.

    Another important consideration: is the booger yours or someone else's? This would be a matter of serious concern! Boogers are actually composed of dried bodily fluids. As such, if you would consume another person's booger, this would be imitating homosexual practices and those at a house of prostitution. There they have oral copulation, which is clearly wrong scripturally (Mt. 24:45-47) Those who partake in eating another's booger would thereby be guilty of pornea, and be disfellowshipped from the congregation, as the scriptures clearly show (Mt. 24:45-47)

    We realize that we have been eating boogers for a long time here at Bethel, so now we are sharing these "nuggets" of truth about it with our Christian brotherhood. Lets all thank Jehovah for this loving "food dispensed at the proper time!"

  • Quentin
    Quentin

    The wife and I own to cemetary plots over in Dallas...by definition that makes me a Gentelman and my wife Gentel...of course, we would sell them in a hot minute...as they go for big bucks these days...I could then drop back into the lower rank of "guys" and engage in "guy talk"...till then I will be a Gentelman....ther's always something good to be said about a title....

    Hehhehheh...JK666...now that was a hoot...

  • PEC
    PEC

  • Effervescent
    Effervescent

    We realize that we have been eating boogers for a long time here at Bethel, so now we are sharing these "nuggets" of truth about it with our Christian brotherhood. Lets all thank Jehovah for this loving "food dispensed at the proper time!"

    hahaha!!! Too funny!

    Remind me not to shake your hand if we ever meet, John Doe!

  • Es
    Es

    EEEWWW, you made my stomach churn

    es

  • DJK
    DJK

    I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter was

    having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,

    "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

    Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny

    fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!"

    pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

    When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her

    fingers with a devastated look on her face.

    I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

    She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

  • Tyrone van leyen
    Tyrone van leyen

    Cute Dj! Funny too. Good to read you again.

  • poppers
    poppers

    Now that was funny, jk666! Cute story DJK.

  • changeling
    changeling

    JD: I like you in silly mode!

    changeling

  • Quentin
    Quentin

    I like this image PEC...did you do it? Either way it's a snap-dandy picture...

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