when you find a sticky surprise underneath your chair?
Don't you just love
by John Doe 13 Replies latest jw friends
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horrible life
I love it when the forum assistants take off, or erase the booger threads.
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keyser soze
I hope you're still talking about boogers.
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horrible life
I also love it that John Doe can't post anymore topics for at least 24 hours.
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John Doe
Well, I could always use an alter ego. ;-)
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John Doe
I hope you're still talking about boogers.
Why, anything else come to mind?
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horrible life
I can just imagine what alter-ego you would choose.
I want to welcome Booger-Boy to the Forum.
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Tyrone van leyen
It all depends on what the sticky suprise is. Being a furniture restorer I have come across many chairs in which sometimes there is gum which is usually hardened and is disappointingly not sticky. You might be refering to aged snots which are also hardened through the passage of time. It is the recent snot and gum that is a welcome suprize. Sometimes the gum and snot can be rechewed and that is what I call getting your monies worth.
Now, on the other hand there are some stains in furniture restoration that do not dry so readily. Especially if there is applied to it a liberal dosage of polyurethane or tongue oil. These outer protective coatings can take days to dry in conjuntion with the stains. Here you will have a sticky suprise but no payoff as most folks don't like to chew on fresh resins. This can be most unpleasant and result in many visits to the dentist. I don't recommend it. Oral intake of these resins can result in severe stomach trauma as well. Yes John, It is the chewing and swallowing of fresh gum and snot that most people seek and desire from the underside of there seats. Kingdum halls are the best place to find it, and I reccomend volunteering for cleanup duty once a week to find these hidden palatable delights. Enjoy my freind!
Hey, you don't have to thank me for the tip dude. We're all searching for the same thing.
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JK666
Questions From Readers - September 2007
"Is it okay for a Jehovah's Witness to eat boogers?"
Clearly a Christian would want to weigh the Scriptures, and their spiritual health before beginning this practice. In lieu of no scriptures pertaining to the subject being in the Bible, one would want to look for guidance before making a personal decision. Jehovah has given us a "faithful slave" to do our thinking for us about booger eating. (Mt. 24:45-47)
There are many things to consider prior to consumption of said booger. Is it a pure greenie, or is their any blood on it? We would not want to violate Jehovah's prohibition on blood! Of course, if upon visual inspection it is determined by the Hospital Liason Comittee that the booger only has appropriate fractions of blood on it, the the eating of it would be a consciense matter.
Another important consideration: is the booger yours or someone else's? This would be a matter of serious concern! Boogers are actually composed of dried bodily fluids. As such, if you would consume another person's booger, this would be imitating homosexual practices and those at a house of prostitution. There they have oral copulation, which is clearly wrong scripturally (Mt. 24:45-47) Those who partake in eating another's booger would thereby be guilty of pornea, and be disfellowshipped from the congregation, as the scriptures clearly show (Mt. 24:45-47)
We realize that we have been eating boogers for a long time here at Bethel, so now we are sharing these "nuggets" of truth about it with our Christian brotherhood. Lets all thank Jehovah for this loving "food dispensed at the proper time!"