Maybe I'm making more of this that I should but I just "stumbled" upon this...
http://i18.tinypic.com/5x5c014.jpg
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Does this amount to a "Birthday Special Edition" ?
by AlphaOmega 22 Replies latest watchtower bible
Maybe I'm making more of this that I should but I just "stumbled" upon this...
http://i18.tinypic.com/5x5c014.jpg
http://i11.tinypic.com/4v4ajhy.jpg
pics squished up and shown below also...
Does this amount to a "Birthday Special Edition" ?
No, no. Not Birthday edition but rather Anniversary edition. There's a world of difference don't you know?
Hmmmn... yes. So JWs can now celebrate the anniversary of their birth ?
Wonder what they'll do to celebrate their 150th year, or 200th anniversary? If they're still around that is...
Wonder what they'll do to celebrate their 150th year, or 200th anniversary? If they're still around that is...
Just a thought...
Wonder what they'll do to celebrate their 150th year, or 200th anniversary? If they're still around that is...Just a thought...
ROFLMFAO!
Maybe reneeisorym would like to make one?
BTW, candles alpha, you forgot the candles...
BTW, candles alpha, you forgot the candles...
Tut tut... lighting candles is a pagan practice
I'll see what I can do...
Birthdays, you see, involve creature worship, which is abhorrent to the Jehovah Sock Puppet. "For I am a jealous Puppet, and will smite seven times seventy times any who claim my boon, and he shall be made boonless." - Exasperations 3:16
Centennial Anniversaries, on the other hand, involve proper and dutiful worship of the man-made organization that serves as the spokesman for the Jehovah Sock Puppet.
Let the reader use discernment.
selah.
Birthdays, you see, involve creature worship, which is abhorrent to the Jehovah Sock Puppet.
Centennial Anniversaries, on the other hand, involve proper and dutiful worship of the man-made organization that serves as the spokesman for the Jehovah Sock Puppet.
Let the reader use discernment.
That's a shame... I was hoping for a free gift on their 130th "anniversary" edition.
The truly sad thing is, I remember that issue of the Watchtower magazine. I've never thought about it as the WTBS celebrating a b-day. Amazing at how deep the brain washing really goes.