Volunteers needed to pick up bodies of dead

JWdaughter

Ok, so there was an article looking for volunteers to pick up the bodies of the dead after a disaster such as Katrina or 9-11. My first thought was that JWs ought to volunteer for this and get the training. . .it is their goal in life to pick up bodies (preferably after they have been picked over by carrion), and it seems like a fitting way to properly train for their future occupation. Just think-they could save Jehovah all kinds of time with their more efficient and capable cleansing of the earth of the wicked. You know the sooner its over, the sooner they can pick up the rest of the mess and make their paradise. . .

BluesBrother

They often talk about the disposal of rotting corpses after Armageddon - using gruesome imagery from the book of Ezekiel.

My wife's book study had such a joyful debate last Tuesday (I am told) from the Revelation book study . Somebody was positive that God will use anti-matter to dispose of them, because the "Society once said so" .

I said it was a good job that I was not there, although perhaps It would have been good to enter the debate

AlphaOmega

*** kj chap. 20 p. 377 par. 22 Land of Magog No More to Threaten Mankind ***
The unburied dead, "those slain by Jehovah," will be so enormously many that even the carrion birds and scavenging wild beasts could never take care of their consumption. The burial of even what remains after these lower creatures have their fill would be stupendous. Doubtless the Almighty God will use some highly scientific means, whether including antimatter or not, to dispose of the surplus of decaying bodies in a speedy and sanitary way. This remains for the survivors of the "war of the great day" to see and witness. We remember that Noah and his seven fellow survivors of the global Deluge were not burdened with burying the human victims of that world catastrophe after they came out of the ark and renewed Jehovah’s worship on earth.—Genesis 8:18-22.

ninja

puts a whole new spin on the saying..."I'm going out to get a big Mac"

KW13

The 'anti-matter' was thought up cos the Governing Body had been watching Star Trek first.

dispose of the surplus of decaying bodies in a speedy and sanitary way

haha, i bet someone high up has a phobia of something so he needed re-assuring.

brinjen

puts a whole new spin on the saying..."I'm going out to get a big Mac"

or a Whopper

greendawn

I thought the JWs thought of the dead armageddon victims as being destined to rot on/in the ground and become prime quality fertiliser. As a JW told me once, that is the only thing they are good for.

nvrgnbk

I thought the birds were gonna eat the non-Jw corpses.

changeling

My mom thinks Jehovah will dispose of nuclear waste by tossing it into a black hole.

changeling

mkr32208

I sometimes wish he would toss my mother into a black hole...

nitnoid idiots... yeah jehogie is gonna use nuclear bombs to dispose of dead bodies distributed fairly evenly over the entire surface of the planet. Soooo he's gonna nuke the entire surface of the planet to get rid of the bodies? Just sounds so logical to people with a degree from Watchtower University with a minor in reading the Awake and counting service time. Of course the actual logistics of this is insanity and stupidity beyond anyone's ability to describe...

Volunteers needed to pick up bodies of dead

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