Why im not intrested in living in Jeh's New World Order.....

by fedorE 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • fedorE
    fedorE

    The existence the the guitar is a problem...Sure you can playa little..but what happens when someone who has never heard of Metal, Punk, Hard Rock or simple rocknroll from this old world start experimenting innocently some sunny day unaware that just under his own fingernails lay the power of evil musical notes-demonic music notes- that strung together would have caused one to be at the very least severely tongue lashed in this old world..But in the new world Princes must ensure that all is kept pure and therfore anyone playing the guitar must never invent any song that even remotely sounds like anything from this old world. Perhaps all guitars should be destroyed due to their potential for playing LOUD screeching metal mayhem. Why take chances.

    No competetive sports....Oh sure a friendly game of rock counting when ur not enjoying a perfect tomato or singing at the sky in worship. But what happens when some ol' playful angel -like the one who wrestled Jacob-comes over and jabs u in the ribs for fun. One thing leads to another and pretty soon someone starts wrestling someone else for fun. Until the wrong Prince sees whats going on and brings the whole bunch of u up on charges.(dont ask)....Or worse still, when a "youngin" finds a rock hard piece of dung, which happens to be a perfect circle and starts kicking it around with his brothers until one day they discover Teams, The center line,goals and end zones. How are they going to stop this competition? Will any sport be allowed to carry over to the new world? Even yet, will a bear be sent to eat children who engage in this behaviour?

    No oral sex. Do you actually expect me to believe that in the history of the future human race no woman will delight in the polishing of her man's knob? and No man will ever ask his woman to polish that knob? Insanity i tell u.

    The persistance of "hypocrisy"....All are invited to a meal in the sunny paradise. A large group of Italian worshippers are invited to join a large group of East and West Indian worshippers. However an extremely strong smell can be detected coming from this area's tables giving some trouble to the nose sensitivities of the Italians. So as was their custom in the Old World...they decline the offer because "thank you thank you so much but we already have so much food over here .BUT .ur welcome to join us if u like!".........Thats enough BS for me. The end of Armageddon starts with the begining of not a 11/2 hr meeting but a kingdom hall meeting thats supposed to last forever.HOLY CRAP.but you 2 can live forever in a paradiseonearth.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    No oral sex. Do you actually expect me to believe that in the history of the future human race no woman will delight in the polishing of her man's knob? and No man will ever ask his woman to polish that knob? Insanity i tell u.

    One of the biggest jokes the cult ever came up with.

  • lisavegas420
    lisavegas420

    You had me clear up until this part...

    No oral sex. Do you actually expect me to believe that in the history of the future human race no woman will delight in the polishing of her man's knob? and No man will ever ask his woman to polish that knob? Insanity i tell

    Then all I could think was,

    lisa

  • sparrow
    sparrow
    No oral sex. Do you actually expect me to believe that in the history of the future human race no woman will delight in the polishing of her man's knob? and No man will ever ask his woman to polish that knob? Insanity i tell

    I'm not going to beat around the bush.(no pun intended). I love a good head job. (pun intended) I'm not going to make it to the new system soory.

  • PrimateDave
    PrimateDave

    "No oral sex." --

    To be fair to the ladies, well, what's good for the gander is good for the goose. I'm sure that any man who likes what he gets would in turn do his part as well. If not, only then is he a "pig." Ahem. Well.

    So, anyway, it's important to remember that the "New System of Things" promoted by Jay Hoober's modern day book club is the fantasy of a bunch of old men.

    Do old men play competitive sports? No.

    Do old men play electric guitar? Okay. So, maybe they do nowadays, but back in the day's of Rutherford, Knorr, and Franz, they didn't.

    Do old men get oral sex?

    Now, here's my idea of hypocrisy. We're all supposed to be perfect, right? And that includes our bodies, right? So, no more cellulite, no more love handles, no more pimples, moles, you name it, right? And yet everyone is always dressed up like they just went to the meeting. I suppose Jay Hova expects us to wear full body swimsuits in his paradise, right? Can't have anyone enjoying their "birthday suit." Might offend some pervert angel or something.

    Dave

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    And no creation of values. This is because all that are educated (sorry for that dirty word) will be destroyed. They will all be D.E.A.D. All those that are capable of creating new technology will die. Those who are able to get products from being novelty and luxury items to being in mass production will also die. Anyone that wants to experiment or have new experiences will also get annihilated.

    That leaves those who are content to do what they are told for all time. There will be nothing but stagnation for all time. No one will know how to have fun, nor will anyone be able to create anything of value. Those left will spend all their time praising that Almighty Tyrant and toiling fot Him. Nothing will ever change. There won't even be any holidays of any kind--meaning that one year is going to drone on into another for posterity.

    And, did I mention Ted Jaracz is going to have a share in keeping it that way? He, along with the other 143,999 anointed, will be watching to make sure no one ever does any research or creation. I'm sure Jaracz will make sure Isaac Newton and Copernicus don't get the opportunity to incite a small group into doing outside research, and possibly leading to apostasy.

  • ninja
    ninja

    oral sex....does that mean talking about it?

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    The paradise on earth is an erroneous concept of the FDS. In fact it is not erroneous but rather intentional to entice people into the org. It's easier to relate to a paradise on earth in a physical body rather than one in heaven with a spiritual body.

    Otherwise Biblically there is nothing to support it since the destiny of all faithful is heavens and earthly existance is only a temporary stage. Even so the JW concept of paradise is very unimaginative and confined to present realities eg people will not be wearing cloths at least in the summer.

  • ninja
    ninja

    hey greeny are you following me again?.......he he

  • LeslieV
    LeslieV

    Well as a woman, I have no interest in how the GB describes paradise.

    Flowered dresses, cooking for my man, cleaning for the family, smiling all the time, covering my head when in company of any brother if I need to pray, only allowed teaching if another woman is in my presence, giving my due, and hoping it will be returned in a timely manner, having my husband the head tell me what he wants to do, make sure I am not giving head......just shoot me now.

    Leslie

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