I have a super secret prank for tomorrow's convention

by ColdRedRain 62 Replies latest jw friends

  • ?me?
    ?me?

    here is something for both of you. i have thought about trying it. write the most rediculous "experience" you had (while out to dinner or at your hotel) and put it in the box. tell them you witnessed to the housekeeper and she is bring her 10 kids to the sunday drama. or someone checked out of the hospital just to go to the convention. or i have always wanted to just write simple pleadings from a "sincere" publisher that could get the readers thinking.... like "please let everyone enjoy the pioneer school, please cut the conventions to 2 days, please stop brow beating us about pioneering, please make us study the revelation book AGAIN! etc.

  • erandir
    erandir

    Putting sticky notes on each towel dispenser in the men's room that says:

    "You are now permitted to use two towels per hand washing session. --Convention Committee"

  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux

    errandir, i think it'd be better to make a towel allottment schedule. like,, on the odd hours, you may use 1, on even hours, you may use 2, if it's a full moon and the wolf cries, it is a conscience matter as to the number of towels you may use. but, please, use only 1 square of t.p.

    boy, that could get messy. lol

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    Tomorrow, there is going to be a "gay" old time with my prank. That's another clue I'm going to give you. -Lee

    Either you are going to dress up as Fred Flintstone or you are going to put gay porn in the contribution boxes.

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    Hate to be a wet blanket but I don't see any point in this kind of childish pranking. It sure isn't going to help any of those poor mental captives to see the light. If anything, it just feeds the 'circle the wagons' mentality that helps the WTS keep them under control. Unfortunately, CRR suffers from a type of autism and he doesn't need any encouragement to act out.

  • erandir
    erandir

    bigdrew,

    errandir, i think it'd be better to make a towel allottment schedule. like,, on the odd hours, you may use 1, on even hours, you may use 2, if it's a full moon and the wolf cries, it is a conscience matter as to the number of towels you may use. but, please, use only 1 square of t.p.

    boy, that could get messy. lol

    ha ha...even better.

    Gregor, pranks are absolutely vital. For those on the way out, seeing a prank will be a symbol of solidarity with others on the way out. They can even find people like themselves by just casually bringing up the topic of the prank and seeing what the responses are.

    I'm making all this b.s. up because I don't know psychology, but I imagine this could be a possible benefit of a good prank at the convention. It woulda worked for me.

  • Bobbi
    Bobbi

    I think pranking the convention is a terrible idea. Grow up and show some respect. All you will accomplish is upsetting a bunch of little old ladies who will be sincerely offended and probably get yourself in worse trouble than whatever you did to have a judge say you must stay with your mother. BTW, where is your mother if only your aunt and uncle are there with you? Also how is it you are able to bring your laptop with you? Last convention I was at (2 months ago) I saw no one with a laptop or electronic device in the stands. I am pretty sure most convention sites don't have wireless connections.

    Bobbi

  • ColdRedRain
    ColdRedRain

    Re: I have a cell phone connection.

    As for my prank, this is what the prank was - I included a picture of 2 men kissing with the caption "This gets my governing body sweaty, regards, Leo Greenlees" on the picture. Classic.

  • MinisterAmos
    MinisterAmos

    >>Last convention I was at (2 months ago) I saw no one with a laptop or electronic device in the stands.<<

    Then you didn'e see me playing "POstal" on my PC I guess?

  • Bobbi
    Bobbi

    Sigh! I should never have posted, you just don't get how , oh never mind you won't understand anyway.

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