Alas, I shall be boiled in water!
Riddle
by purplesofa 39 Replies latest jw friends
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John Doe
Excellent dvw! The riddle reminds me of the "liar's paradox."
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John Doe
Crazy Rob said: "You will boil me in water."
The fairies were faced with a dilemma.
If they boil him in water, that would make his statement true, which means he should have been fried in oil.
They can only fry him in oil if he makes a true statement, but if they do, it would make his final statement false.
The fairies had no way our of their situation so they were forced to set Crazy Rob free.
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Terry
NEW DOOR
Cheeky reply:
"Is the answer just one word?"
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BlackPearl
Hillary Clinton??
BP
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Hortensia
OK so I got the polar bear, the missing e, and crazy Rob. Don't know the others.
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Terry
This riddle will demonstrate just how old I really am.
Only people over 50 will be able to answer it.
"What goes in dry and comes out wet
tickles your belly and makes you sweat?"
Hmmmm?
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nvrgnbk
A martini?
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purplesofa
is it martini?
here is a little ditty for you
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and
my wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle
down the sink, or else... After careful consideration,
I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded with the
unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first
bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the
exception of one glass, which I drank.
Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and
did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass,
which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and
poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank.
I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink
and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank
one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the
cork down the bottle. Then, I corked the sink with the
glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with
one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks
with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the
houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had
all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not
under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am.
I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so
feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand
here, the longer I get.
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bluebell
rearrange "new door" to get one word =
one word
I get it!
I got the polar bear, didn't get the match. Got "nothing" didn't notice there were no "e" in the writing and am stuck on the last one but I am under 50