What do the Bible and Moby Dick have in common?

by moshe 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • moshe
    moshe

    I never read either one all the way through from cover to cover.!-

    I used Cliff notes to pass my test about Moby Dick at school. I found out that the Watchtower sured ain't no Cliff notes!

    Cliff notes has a study guide about the OT, but they apparently don't touch the NT half of the Bible. One comment from their study guide -

    " Although the literature that is now included in the Old Testament did not begin to appear until after the settlement in the land of Canaan, it was only natural that the history of the people should be projected back into the period that preceded the migration into Egypt, for a relatively large number of stories and legends had been handed down orally from one generation to another. Although there are good reasons for believing that these stories grew out of actual experiences, the narratives cannot be regarded as authentic history, nor can we place the same reliance on them as we do on the accounts of events that occurred after the settlement in Canaan. Accordingly, biblical scholars customarily refer to the period that preceded the migration to Egypt as the Age of the Patriarchs, or the prehistoric era of the Hebrew people."

    How many others have tried and failed at reading the Bible from cover to cover?

    PS- Some would classify both Moby Dick and the Bible as works of fiction with deep hidden meanings of truth.

  • FlipThis
    FlipThis

    There's at least one common connection:

    I never read either one all the way through from cover to cover.!-

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    They both contain "dicks"?

  • ex-nj-jw
    ex-nj-jw

    The bible is extremely BORING, makes me sleepy just thinking about reading it Moby Dick wasn't to interesting either, but I'd rather read that

    nj

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek

    They both contain secret codes that can predict the future (or at least the recent past)!

    See http://cs.anu.edu.au/~bdm/dilugim/moby.html

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    they're long, they're boring, they're pointless, they describe fictional events that may or may not have been based on actual events, everyone's heard of them, but few have actually read either one. I did read the Bible all the way through because I had to, but couldn't finish Moby Dick.

  • hillary_step
    hillary_step

    Funky,

    The death of Lady Diana was also predicted by Moby Dick.

    LOL....That link is almost as funny as the one that JanH once found that uncovered a website for people who are disgusted to the point of outrage with the act of sex. The only way to read it is to convince your mind that it is a huge joke as the alternative, that people actually exist who believe that Moby Dick is prophetic, is too terrible to contemplate.

    Mind you, given some of the posters on JWD we should be well used to it by now.

    HS

  • eclipse
    eclipse

    funkyderek, Thanks for the laugh

    HS beat me to the punch.

  • changeling
    changeling

    My teacher actually hated Moby DIck and encouraged cliff notes! We got thorough it as quickly as we could. Must have been an apostate English teacher.

    changeling

  • proplog2
    proplog2

    One is a tale of a whale (Moby Dick)

    The other is a whale of a tale (The Bible)

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